Kat's got ma back!
Yep, I was thinking about her radish and hummus diet for Le Miz.
Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir.
'Safe'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Jul 07, 2012 10:57:48 am PDT #13153 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Polter-Cow - Jul 07, 2012 11:01:07 am PDT #13154 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
That's her point after she edited it!
Yeah, THIRTY WHOLE SECONDS LATER.
§ ita § - Jul 07, 2012 11:44:39 am PDT #13155 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, my motherfucking god. I'm an adult. I know that if I incrementally tidy, and just not mess stuff up so much, tidying is less of an absolute chore. But--good god. I'm actually dizzy right now. And I wish I had another morningstar muffin.
My sister just sent me this video: [link] which, if nothing else, wins the prize for most awkward completely literal title.
I have to find out who these people are.
meara - Jul 07, 2012 12:18:55 pm PDT #13156 of 30001
I also think about how if I just dd a bit every day my place would be neater. But I don't.
I signed up for a sewing class at the local store. Apparently it's meant only for skinny hipsters-- they only carry the small size pattern, which only goes to about a size 8. I felt like a complete bitch when the very large woman at the register was like "no, I'm sure it'll fit you! Let me measure you" and I had to be like "I know my measurements and those aren't it, but go ahead--yes, indeed, I have hips bigger than the biggest size on there" and she was like "well, I'm, I'm sure the teacher can show you how to adapt? You seem mad" and I'm like "well, yes. I am. You offer four different patterns for this class, and don't think anyone not skinny will take it??"
I mean, I'm only a couple inches bigger, so it's probably not a huge deal--but what if I wore actual plus sizes? I mean, seriously. What's the point of a pattern if it's like eight inches off my actual measurements or something?
Jessica - Jul 07, 2012 12:35:44 pm PDT #13157 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I like taking my kids to showers because I think it instills a sense of buyer's remorse in the pregnant woman.
Bwahahahahahaha.
SuziQ - Jul 07, 2012 12:50:20 pm PDT #13158 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
More flash flood warnings. Even though my area should be fine I'm glad I'm done with my outside chores.
Tom Scola - Jul 07, 2012 12:59:37 pm PDT #13159 of 30001
hwæt
WTF, Suzi? I suppose the locusts are next?
SuziQ - Jul 07, 2012 1:05:32 pm PDT #13160 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Shhhhushhhhh, Tom.
We just had a huge thunder bumper that shook the whole apartment building. Both cats are snuggled close to me, only startling on the HUGE rolls of thunder. They don't even twitch for the regular claps.
beth b - Jul 07, 2012 1:19:26 pm PDT #13161 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
It is unexpectedly warm here. not killer just almost 90 , but not quite what I was expecting ...
-t - Jul 07, 2012 1:20:21 pm PDT #13162 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
We had locusts last month, here. Well, grasshoppers, but clouds of them threatening the crops.