We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Jul 06, 2012 8:04:01 am PDT #13014 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Just because the cabinets are new doesn't mean you can't paint them right away and change the hardware. The rest of the house, except for the ceilings, looks great.

I do not understand the current granite love.


Jesse - Jul 06, 2012 8:06:03 am PDT #13015 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Bleh, colds. Good luck, Maria!

I have done the errands, including getting my stuff scanned, so that's good. Just in the minute I was in the UPS store in the hotel next door, I got a glimpse of how crazy that job must be. Half the people must walk in in a panic because their presentation is on their desk in Omaha or the Powerpoint doesn't work or something, and then there's the woman who, by the time I walked in, was asking directions to the closest FedEx, and me. Anyway, good times.


Zenkitty - Jul 06, 2012 8:08:15 am PDT #13016 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I must arise from the comfy chair and venture forth to do errands. Alas.

Errands includes another stocking-up trip to the grocery, because I'm not leaving the house again until Monday.


§ ita § - Jul 06, 2012 8:14:15 am PDT #13017 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Granite was why I chose this apartment--well, granite and stainless steel all new kitchen and bathroom. Still really like it, even if it's not as shiny as it was back then. I don't know what a downside to the granite would even be...it's so pretty.

I am currently surrounded by a lot of helplessness, and it's driving me up the wall. The least I can do is not be like that.

And I need one guy on IO9 to stop talking to me. He's so fucking disingenuous the whole time, and keeps trying to excuse stupid questions with shit like "Well, I don't know you. You could be stupid." Seriously dude...back off.


le nubian - Jul 06, 2012 8:17:59 am PDT #13018 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

did you read bloggess' anniversary gift to her hubby. this is great (and the update is the capper).

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tommyrot - Jul 06, 2012 8:18:04 am PDT #13019 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

keeps trying to excuse stupid questions with shit like "Well, I don't know you. You could be stupid."

You could say, "Well, I don't know you. You could need a punch to the face."


Steph L. - Jul 06, 2012 8:21:56 am PDT #13020 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Mucinex will thin out mucus any time, so if your head is all stuffed up with Ick, the mucinex will help by thinning it out and making it easier to get out of your head (the downside *can* be a runny nose, because when the Ick is thinned out, it can run).

Oh, I think my desk at work needs a Hypnotoad!

Want me to try to snag you one, or do you want to wait till August 2? (Spoiler warning: I may be too busy/lazy to mail it to you before August 2 anyway.)

Thanks for the offer, but I'll wait (especially since you're going to be too busy/lazy). I enjoy the thrill of the hunt.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 06, 2012 8:24:13 am PDT #13021 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

If your (my) idea of the perfect kitchen is like this:

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then I guess granite is just so far outside my personal aesthetic that while I can see that people like it, I do not want it for myself-- it seems so cold and uninviting. Also, like Beverly said, it sort of reminds me of dead people.


msbelle - Jul 06, 2012 8:26:43 am PDT #13022 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Sophia, how likely is it that you will find a retro kitchen in a house in a desirable area or in good condition? If the rest of thr place is good, you can always work toward making the kitchen what you want. painted cabinets as suggested and if you can sell the granite, formica counter tops are not expensive.


Amy - Jul 06, 2012 8:28:05 am PDT #13023 of 30001
Because books.

Any kind of dark countertop bothers me, because you can't see if they're dirty. I'd probably get really good butcher block, if I was designing a kitchen. But my ideal kitchen is sort of circa 1900 with white-painted cabinets and wood floors and a high ceiling (and, um, stainless steel appliances).