did you read bloggess' anniversary gift to her hubby. this is great (and the update is the capper).

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keeps trying to excuse stupid questions with shit like "Well, I don't know you. You could be stupid."

You could say, "Well, I don't know you. You could need a punch to the face."

Mucinex will thin out mucus any time, so if your head is all stuffed up with Ick, the mucinex will help by thinning it out and making it easier to get out of your head (the downside *can* be a runny nose, because when the Ick is thinned out, it can run).

Oh, I think my desk at work needs a Hypnotoad!

Want me to try to snag you one, or do you want to wait till August 2? (Spoiler warning: I may be too busy/lazy to mail it to you before August 2 anyway.)

Thanks for the offer, but I'll wait (especially since you're going to be too busy/lazy). I enjoy the thrill of the hunt.

If your (my) idea of the perfect kitchen is like this:

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then I guess granite is just so far outside my personal aesthetic that while I can see that people like it, I do not want it for myself-- it seems so cold and uninviting. Also, like Beverly said, it sort of reminds me of dead people.

Sophia, how likely is it that you will find a retro kitchen in a house in a desirable area or in good condition? If the rest of thr place is good, you can always work toward making the kitchen what you want. painted cabinets as suggested and if you can sell the granite, formica counter tops are not expensive.

Any kind of dark countertop bothers me, because you can't see if they're dirty. I'd probably get really good butcher block, if I was designing a kitchen. But my ideal kitchen is sort of circa 1900 with white-painted cabinets and wood floors and a high ceiling (and, um, stainless steel appliances).

Sophia--it's pretty easy to paint cabinets (we did ours), and that could make a big difference to the feel of that kitchen. The backsplash is kinda mid-century cool and you could change the countertops in the future. If the rest of the house, the price and location work for you, I'd say it was worth considering.

Thanks for the offer, but I'll wait (especially since you're going to be too busy/lazy).

I still haven't sent my mom and sister their souvenirs from the Bahamas...from over a month ago.

Ooh, that house is nice! I love the idea of selling the granite -- what a good way to take advantage of the fact that it's popular, but you don't like it, you know?

I really like my ten-years-ago mid-level kitchen, because it's all white -- cabinets, counter, appliances. I forget what the counters are in the new place, but the cabinets are light wood, which is fine. Really, whatever is fine.

Yeah, I have black speckled granite in my kitchen, and I kinda hate it, because it's impossible to see if it's dirty. (I should possibly be thankful for that fact, given my laziness, but...). But it seems like it would be such an undertaking to get it replaced.