Dude, do not mess with swans. There's a guy around here who was killed this weekend after a swan flipped his kayak and then kept shoving him under water. The news is calling it an "accidental homicide" which seems a little off. But damn.
Cordelia: You're him. You're Angel's son. Connor: It's not like I got to choose.
'Hell Bound'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Apr 17, 2012 4:10:15 am PDT #1281 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
brenda m - Apr 17, 2012 4:10:46 am PDT #1282 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Happy b-day, Sheryl!
And belated to Drew!
Jesse - Apr 17, 2012 4:11:33 am PDT #1283 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
HBD Sheryl!
I am still not at work today. Yay!
tommyrot - Apr 17, 2012 4:11:34 am PDT #1284 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Fucking swan bastards.
Jessica - Apr 17, 2012 4:55:17 am PDT #1285 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Just had an officemate (not a co-worker, the office I work in is a partner with my company but there are many departments here we don't interact with) basically accuse me of having allergies on purpose to annoy her. (She just stopped me in the corridor to yell at me that I was blowing my nose too loud and it's "all she hears all the time." I apologized and explained that my allergies were really terrible this year and she shouted "Well then you should DO SOMETHING about them!")
I can haz new job nao?
Amy - Apr 17, 2012 4:58:52 am PDT #1286 of 30001
Because books.
Is there a convenient swan you could introduce her to? What a bitch.
Jessica - Apr 17, 2012 5:00:30 am PDT #1287 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Gah, this is so awkward. My bloodstream is about 30% Claratin D right now but between the pollen outside and the dust in this office I literally can't breathe without sniffling. And now I'm totally self-conscious about it and basically can't breathe at all.
And with my luck she's probably a lurker. This is so stupid.
Jesse - Apr 17, 2012 5:04:04 am PDT #1288 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That is ridiculous. On her part, obviously.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 17, 2012 5:07:21 am PDT #1289 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Christ, what an ASSHOLE. I'm sorry she's stressing you out, but if possible, try to remember that she's a fucking asshole and that you need to breathe and blow your nose? And if she bitches to you again, maybe yell at her a little bit?
Or go to your boss and ask to work from home because some asshole says you are ruining her quality of work life. Or go to her boss and complain about her being a total fucking asshole.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 17, 2012 5:08:04 am PDT #1290 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
PS, if she lurks here, you are a total fucking asshole and what's the matter with you????