Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Jul 04, 2012 6:11:50 pm PDT #12791 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Agree with ita. Adorbs.


§ ita § - Jul 04, 2012 6:15:03 pm PDT #12792 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh. I don't have enough monitor room on my laptop to do that. All of my browser windows only have a finger's breadth of room around them.

Why is Colin Farrell's hair so wretched in Alexander? It's a weird colour for his skin tone, and the texture looks wiry as fuck. If this can become this, what is your problem?


DavidS - Jul 04, 2012 6:24:38 pm PDT #12793 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

If this can become this,

But the second one is a wig. He had a shaved head/mohawk the whole time he did LoTR. (From doing Black Hawk Down.)


Cass - Jul 04, 2012 6:29:24 pm PDT #12794 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Why is Colin Farrell's hair so wretched in Alexander?

I really don't know but I just watched it again and it's shockingly bad. It's worse than a blonde Tom Cruise in Interview with the Vampire. Which is also a catastrophuck.


§ ita § - Jul 04, 2012 6:29:29 pm PDT #12795 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not sure what Legolas' hair being a wig has to do with why they couldn't give Alexander decent hair. Did the Elder Wigmaker die and take all his secrets with him to his grave?


§ ita § - Jul 04, 2012 6:31:41 pm PDT #12796 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, and whoever gave Angelina's acting a thumbs up here needs to have those thumbs cut off, because he's not earned the right to use them.


tommyrot - Jul 04, 2012 6:47:02 pm PDT #12797 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My 4th of July link:

just because


smonster - Jul 04, 2012 6:55:30 pm PDT #12798 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Did we know there's going to be a Joss Whedon action figure? [link]


smonster - Jul 04, 2012 6:58:46 pm PDT #12799 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hey, aurelia, is this the video you were thinking of? Matt Bomer behind the scenes at the EW photoshoot - [link]


Cass - Jul 04, 2012 7:05:00 pm PDT #12800 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Did we know there's going to be a Joss Whedon action figure?

He could be the pit crew for my diecast cars.