I just checked the head index for the next two days and it's going to be 110F
Our weather is continuing to be SURFACE OF THE SUN through the weekend, and we have to go to an all-day, all-outdoor family reunion (for Tim's family) Saturday. It's one of those everyone-related-to-the-great-great-great-grandmother dealies. They only have it every 4 years, since there are about 8 million people there. ALL OUTDOORS.*
Setting aside my hatred of large groups, my extreme awkwardness in large groups where I don't know anyone, and my fear of meeting yet more new family members and being found lacking/ugly/fat/horrible -- it's going to be a high of 100 Saturday. And this shit is outdoors. I don't do well in the heat. I have no idea how I'm going to get through Saturday.
(And Tim is not the type of person to go for an hour and then leave; he loves to be the very last person at any event we go to, because he is hugely afraid he'll miss something really awesome if he leaves.)
(And I also 100% understand that this dealie is only held every 4 years, and so there will be lots of people there he doesn't see often, and so of course he's going to want to spend hours and hours there. I don't begrudge him that. I'm just...pre-emptively looking up the location of the closest Urgent Care to the shindig.)
(I'm actually really stressed about it. I'm not kidding that I can't handle the heat AT ALL.)
*(Why ALL OUTDOORS? I don't know. Tim said that's just How They Always Do It. It's being held at the family compound -- I'm not kidding; it's a private drive, and all 3 of the houses on the drive belong to family members; it used to be the house of the great-great-great-grandmother.)
Ugh, Steph, that sounds like kind of a nightmare. Do you know any of the people who live on the drive? Maybe you can pre-arrange to go inside sometimes?
Do you know any of the people who live on the drive? Maybe you can pre-arrange to go inside sometimes?
I don't know them. But unless they rent port-a-potties, I assume people will go inside to use the bathroom. So I will be needing to pee a lot. A LOT.
Surely there will be family members there with dodgy hearts or something who need to be snuggled up to the a/c, right? I can join them! (Or maybe they'll just be smart and stay home.)
I do want to meet Tim's extended-extended family; I just don't want to get heatstroke doing it. (And despite my love of hyperbolic hyperbole, I am actually worried that I'll get heatstroke. Bah.)
Poor Tep, I want to load you up with portable misting fans and parasols and a small tent to which you could repair for privacy and shade.
I can't imagine there won't be at least some people inside some of the time. And seriously -- go use the bathroom, hang out for a half-hour. (Not in the actual bathroom. Just in the house....)
OMG, Bob's Burgers, where have you been all my life?
Wet Bomer
Where did I see BTS video of that photo shoot?
I decided to see if the cats would welcome ice packs. Their reaction was along the lines of "Must flee!" Too bad. When I used to take road trips in my A/C-less car with Petri I'd buy a bottle of cold water at each stop just for him to lay on. It didn't take any time at all for him to figure out what the cold bottle in the floorboard was for.
aurelia, I think it was the EW fb page, but I can't find it right now.
OMG, Bob's Burgers, where have you been all my life?
WUT. You haven't seen it before??? I love that show so much that Tim gave me a Louise bunny ears hat for Christmas.
SHUT YOUR MOUTH, IT'S ART CRAWL!
