River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Jul 04, 2012 2:06:25 pm PDT #12723 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Wet Bomer

Where did I see BTS video of that photo shoot?

I decided to see if the cats would welcome ice packs. Their reaction was along the lines of "Must flee!" Too bad. When I used to take road trips in my A/C-less car with Petri I'd buy a bottle of cold water at each stop just for him to lay on. It didn't take any time at all for him to figure out what the cold bottle in the floorboard was for.


smonster - Jul 04, 2012 2:22:34 pm PDT #12724 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

aurelia, I think it was the EW fb page, but I can't find it right now.


Steph L. - Jul 04, 2012 2:42:48 pm PDT #12725 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

OMG, Bob's Burgers, where have you been all my life?

WUT. You haven't seen it before??? I love that show so much that Tim gave me a Louise bunny ears hat for Christmas.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 04, 2012 2:45:41 pm PDT #12726 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

SHUT YOUR MOUTH, IT'S ART CRAWL!


Steph L. - Jul 04, 2012 2:47:19 pm PDT #12727 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Use the brown! USE THE BROWN!!!


Nora Deirdre - Jul 04, 2012 2:48:50 pm PDT #12728 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

"I thought you didn't want to be the anus restaurant!"


Steph L. - Jul 04, 2012 2:58:16 pm PDT #12729 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

We can make t-shirts that say "Milk, milk, lemonade; around the corner, art is made"!


Nora Deirdre - Jul 04, 2012 3:05:57 pm PDT #12730 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

"Shh, guys, use your slide voices!"


§ ita § - Jul 04, 2012 3:18:43 pm PDT #12731 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My god, what would I do with my life without the internet? Have one, maybe?

I feel down a Scientology rabbit hole today. I can't work out why it doesn't get either less or more press. If the people who trash it are 50% right, I'd expect more outrage. If they're wrong, I'd expect it to fade from view more than it has.

But there's all this info, just sitting there, alleging all sorts of batshit crazy stuff, but they still keep on keeping on.

The site I started on this morning (normally wikipedia is my jumping off point for these binges. God bless the citation) seems really pre-occupied with Scientology and Tom Cruise: [link] . Their Scientology tag is getting a lot of exercise, it seems.

However, I did also learn Tom Hanks went from 225 to 170 for Castaway, and people were pissed T-Hard was only looking to get to 200lb to play Bane (not sure how much he weighed for Warrior or Bronson). I do know that Hardy's 5'9 tops, and Hanks is 6', but I've known guys at 6'1 and 170 and they didn't look like shipwreck victims. I've not seen the movie--how skinny did he get? And his walking around weight is 225? I don't expect him to be ripped, and I figure he's carrying the typical amount of paunch for his age, but those numbers all look a bit high to me.

Then again, apparently Kunis and Portman lost 20lb (each, der) for Black Swan, and fuck. Where the hell did that come from? I've nto seen that either, but if they're both under 100lbs where does the muscle for all the amazing ballet strength feats come from? I mean the pretend strength, anyway.

Saw rumour that Benedict Cumberbatch will be voicing a character on the SImpsons. I didn't know people still did that.


Jesse - Jul 04, 2012 3:21:32 pm PDT #12732 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I've not seen the movie--how skinny did her get?

IIRC, skinny but not terribly skinny.