River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Jul 04, 2012 8:30:32 am PDT #12674 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I could be working, but I refuse. We're officially closed and I have made myself a solemn promise not to work when the office is closed! (I am a workaholic. I will complain fiercely about how much I have to work (legitimately) but then I sit down and I find myself with the laptop, working, and then it's midnight. I have to stop working so much.)


§ ita § - Jul 04, 2012 8:41:39 am PDT #12675 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not taking my laptop out of its bag today. That still leaves me with work email on my tablet and phone, but it's a start.

Hey--if you're in need of a break, take a booty break (audio, undies ahoy).

Okay, let me work out breakfast. There really needs to be tea, ASAP.


Dana - Jul 04, 2012 8:58:29 am PDT #12676 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I took a two hour-nap. I feel much better now.


Dana - Jul 04, 2012 9:01:12 am PDT #12677 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Holy cow, rain delay at a screamingly crucial moment in Andy Murray's match.

Thank god Wills and Kate left before the rain.


smonster - Jul 04, 2012 9:07:57 am PDT #12678 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I took a booty break. My favorite (in motion) was the guy with the orange t-shirt and fleur de lis on his jeans. So many of them couldn't dance!


Strix - Jul 04, 2012 9:14:34 am PDT #12679 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Short break to take an ibu for my arm. I am busting pages! I have till 5 and then I am going to the BBQ. WHERE I WILL DRINK ALL THE SANGRIA.

AIFG! (which is, yes, "And it's fucking GREAT!"


erikaj - Jul 04, 2012 9:25:36 am PDT #12680 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Yeah, I do get offended when people tell me they could never be attracted to a disabled person, because a few on OKC went on about how gross they find the thought, or conversely, that they are using the thought of dating me to prove their bravery, or openness or lack of superficiality. Nobody needs that. But it isn't that I think I'm so gorgeous. If people are going places and hearing "Transwomen...yuck," a lot I feel bad, but desire is both simple and complicated.


aurelia - Jul 04, 2012 9:26:45 am PDT #12681 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

My favorite (in motion) was the guy with the orange t-shirt and fleur de lis on his jeans.

I agree.


msbelle - Jul 04, 2012 9:43:21 am PDT #12682 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

my bathroom is scrubbed down. sweaty.


sarameg - Jul 04, 2012 9:48:13 am PDT #12683 of 30001

Ok, I've eaten something for the first time today and downed something like 4 liters of water. Time to marinate in bug spray and go do yardwork. Uhg.