My god...he's gonna do the whole speech.

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Jul 03, 2012 6:40:22 pm PDT #12637 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Vortex, was it 50 Shades of Grey or the like?


Vortex - Jul 03, 2012 6:43:00 pm PDT #12638 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Vortex, was it 50 Shades of Grey or the like?

I'm a little hurt that you think that I would actually read 50 Shade of Grey ;) it was probably Hawaii Five-0 fic. Two ridiculously macho cops/soldiers proving their masculinity by wrestling in various states of undress.


Cass - Jul 03, 2012 6:55:07 pm PDT #12639 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I need to know if this works on guys who actually like sleeping with women. I mean...so I can try it. I may have been going about this all wrong...

If it works to get totes straight guys into C2C, I would think it'd be a cinch to get it going in a C2V direction.

Of course I also think it's batshit crazy.

I got called some names on Jezebel for just bringing up the idea of being attracted to specific genitalia for sex acts.

With all of the kinks and fetishes out there, you'd think that people might realize that sometimes it's about more than the other person's soul. Sometimes it's about their specific junk.

Damn, people are unfathomable.


meara - Jul 03, 2012 7:00:05 pm PDT #12640 of 30001

Yeah, and honestly--it's not like I meet people to whom I am not attracted and go "You are not My Type, therefore I cannot interact with you. Go away, you are not welcome in my vajayjay"

I mean, seriously. I has a type. I seriously has a type. And that is way more specific than what genitalia they might have. That said, if I met and befriended someone awesome who happened to not have my normally-preferred genitalia, or some variation thereof, or whatever, and I was suddenly all "OMG, want in your pants"? I'd get over the "type".

But if I state that GENERALLY, I like girls who wear men's clothing, with short hair, glasses, faux-hawks, tats, and a nice smile? That has nothing to with hating trans folks. Or femme girls. Or men. And that's not to say there couldn't be a transwoman lesbian who has all those things (hair/glasses/etc). It happens. Not terribly common, but if she's hot, I'll flirt with her. (OK, I flirt with a couch. But you know what I mean). But I feel like someone telling me that I MUST find transwomen AS A GROUP attractive in order to not be a hater....no. I don't find most PEOPLE attractive.


Atropa - Jul 03, 2012 7:01:31 pm PDT #12641 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

But I feel like someone telling me that I MUST find transwomen AS A GROUP attractive....no. I don't find most PEOPLE attractive.

EXACTLY. How is that a difficult concept for people to understand?


§ ita § - Jul 03, 2012 7:20:05 pm PDT #12642 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

In fact, I think that I read a fic remarkably similar to this . . .

Yeah, it's just about the time where the guy on top "shows his interest by grinding down against [Dean/Captain Jack/Danno}'s obvious erection". Just about to happen...


Steph L. - Jul 03, 2012 7:52:08 pm PDT #12643 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

But not with the mint, because I hate mint. Maybe ginger instead.

My sister in mint hatage! Ginger sounds amazing. Ginger and lime are two of my favorite flavors. I will make ginger syrup and use it to sweeten limeade. (or make vodka gimlets with ginger syrup, whichever)

The honey/lime/ginger was an excellent combo, mixed with quinoa, cherries, strawberries, and blueberries. I would never have thought to mix quinoa with fruit, but it is damn good.


-t - Jul 03, 2012 7:53:21 pm PDT #12644 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Dude, why isn't Falling Skies a better show? Pfeh.

I enjoyed this week's episode more than most. Whether that was because it was actually better or because I watched it with half an eye while folding laundry I couldn't tell you.

Had a gimlet, no ginger syrup but quite tasty. So, thanks for that, Natter.


Sean K - Jul 03, 2012 9:15:04 pm PDT #12645 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I mean, seriously. I has a type. I seriously has a type. And that is way more specific than what genitalia they might have. That said, if I met and befriended someone awesome who happened to not have my normally-preferred genitalia, or some variation thereof, or whatever, and I was suddenly all "OMG, want in your pants"? I'd get over the "type".

This right here, in a nutshell, is why I adore meara, and why I think knowing her makes me (and all of us, really) a better person. Or makes me try harder to be better. Or both.


Sean K - Jul 03, 2012 9:31:16 pm PDT #12646 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

(OK, I flirt with a couch. But you know what I mean).

Or maybe it's this.