Dear Buffistas, learn from my mistake and turn over your toaster and shake it out periodically.

I could've stuffed a turkey with all those crumbs.

Goddamn. I knew from the headline 8 celebrities who are aging badly was going to be a bitchfest, but this exceeded my expectations. First off--what's the general tone of Style Blazer? Is complaining about Dakota Fanning and the Jenner sisters normal for them? Complaining that someone looks 25 is click worthy (yes, it clearly got me)? I mean, in a list where you're singling out a 14 year old for aging badly you can only think of one male celeb that's been unkindly touched by Father Time? And he's the dad of two of the women (girls) that you've singled out?

They do seem to be saying, as of April of this year, that Dakota looks young for her age (or younger than other women her age). Not sure what's happened since then. A mini-Lohan?

And, seriously which one is supposed to look older here? Neither of them look particularly over 40 to me.

Shit, good thing no one's here. I will be forking over pageviews to this site for the next little while.

singling out a 14 year old for aging badly

Yikes. That's an awesome beauty standard society upholds.

Job~ma, Tom!

Good luck with the apartment hunt, Jesse.

My sister interrupted me with...well, it's people-being-shits too. She wrote an anthropologist's takedown of the homosexuality is wrong article in the Jamaican paper from the other day. It's long, so I'm not going to post it here, but I think it's worth reading her rebuttal editorial.

I don't know if it will get printed, but at least it's up on my tumblr. Yeah, maybe it looks weird next to posts exhorting Tony and Steve to kis....maybe it looks just fine, now that I think about it.

singling out a 14 year old for aging badly

I vividly remember when Rush Limbaugh spent a lot of air time mocking 14 y.o. Chelsea Clinton's looks. And I vividly remember the urge to smash his face in repeatedly with a lead pipe.

Job~ma, Tom!

House~ma, Jesse.

Don't 14-16 year old girls want to look like they are in their 20s? At least some of the time. I know I did.

Welsh cakes: link. They're hard to describe because I really haven't had anything else like them. Sort of a denser pancake cooked on a griddle with currants in them.

The Mary Sue should exercise more control over the ads on their site, if they can. I know I've read about certain cites closely curtailing divisive or alienating ads popping up. But I clicked on the link to women-must-stay-nubile-here's-a-token-man article from there. It seems...contradictory to their articles.

Thanks, sj. I seem to recall actually making some of those recently, or maybe they were Scots griddle cakes. Something like that, though: a dense slightly-sweet biscuit with raisins, cooked on the stovetop.

ION, I seem to have failed my online computer security test. I'm going to assume that it's because I was too conservative in my answers; maybe it is acceptable to check eBay during lunch after all. (The frustrating bit is they don't tell you which questions you got wrong, which is not conducive to learning!)