Mal: He calls back, you keep them occupied. Wash: What do I do, shadow puppets?

'The Message'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jul 03, 2012 8:00:28 am PDT #12553 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Argh! I didn't get that apartment! Am now frantically making appointments for others.

Please forward all of the Cowgirl's mail to the Peabody YWCA.


Fred Pete - Jul 03, 2012 8:12:05 am PDT #12554 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Job~, apartment~, and any other necessary~ma heading out from here.


Lee - Jul 03, 2012 8:18:09 am PDT #12555 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

What, Lee, you don't want crazeballs humidity and a heat index that's bananas?

No.


Zenkitty - Jul 03, 2012 8:19:33 am PDT #12556 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Job ~ma, Tom!

Housing ~ma, Jesse!

I am spending my day waiting for people, none of whom have arrived, or called.


DavidS - Jul 03, 2012 8:24:50 am PDT #12557 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dear Buffistas, learn from my mistake and turn over your toaster and shake it out periodically.

I could've stuffed a turkey with all those crumbs.


§ ita § - Jul 03, 2012 8:25:44 am PDT #12558 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Goddamn. I knew from the headline 8 celebrities who are aging badly was going to be a bitchfest, but this exceeded my expectations. First off--what's the general tone of Style Blazer? Is complaining about Dakota Fanning and the Jenner sisters normal for them? Complaining that someone looks 25 is click worthy (yes, it clearly got me)? I mean, in a list where you're singling out a 14 year old for aging badly you can only think of one male celeb that's been unkindly touched by Father Time? And he's the dad of two of the women (girls) that you've singled out?

They do seem to be saying, as of April of this year, that Dakota looks young for her age (or younger than other women her age). Not sure what's happened since then. A mini-Lohan?

And, seriously which one is supposed to look older here? Neither of them look particularly over 40 to me.

Shit, good thing no one's here. I will be forking over pageviews to this site for the next little while.


Steph L. - Jul 03, 2012 8:32:50 am PDT #12559 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

singling out a 14 year old for aging badly

Yikes. That's an awesome beauty standard society upholds.


Calli - Jul 03, 2012 8:40:58 am PDT #12560 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Job~ma, Tom!

Good luck with the apartment hunt, Jesse.


§ ita § - Jul 03, 2012 8:44:40 am PDT #12561 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My sister interrupted me with...well, it's people-being-shits too. She wrote an anthropologist's takedown of the homosexuality is wrong article in the Jamaican paper from the other day. It's long, so I'm not going to post it here, but I think it's worth reading her rebuttal editorial.

I don't know if it will get printed, but at least it's up on my tumblr. Yeah, maybe it looks weird next to posts exhorting Tony and Steve to kis....maybe it looks just fine, now that I think about it.


DavidS - Jul 03, 2012 8:45:27 am PDT #12562 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

singling out a 14 year old for aging badly

I vividly remember when Rush Limbaugh spent a lot of air time mocking 14 y.o. Chelsea Clinton's looks. And I vividly remember the urge to smash his face in repeatedly with a lead pipe.