Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Jun 27, 2012 1:48:47 pm PDT #11534 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

flea, that's worth a do-over. Or at least a large glass of wine.


Scrappy - Jun 27, 2012 2:01:17 pm PDT #11535 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Happy birthday, wonderful jz! I can't tell you how much I look forward to the wisdom and humor and deep kindness in all of your posts.


Cass - Jun 27, 2012 2:04:40 pm PDT #11536 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Happy birthday, wonderful jz! I can't tell you how much I look forward to the wisdom and humor and deep kindness in all of your posts.

What Scrappy said.

Really, happy birthday. You are one of the most wonderful people.


Cass - Jun 27, 2012 2:06:15 pm PDT #11537 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

And, Cash, I am glad your mom has such excellent odds.

We should work on CancerBegone. Like Oxyclean for cells that ran amok.


JZ - Jun 27, 2012 2:12:25 pm PDT #11538 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Sadly, I read kind compliments like yours and there goes that voice in my head muttering, "If I'm the best they can do they really need to meet a better class of people, because I'm not all that and a bag of chips."

It's probably too much to hope that in the coming year I come even close to thinking of myself as all that and a bag of chips, or even just all that. But a bag of chips is *totally* achievable.


Atropa - Jun 27, 2012 2:14:12 pm PDT #11539 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Happy, happy birthday, JZ! I will echo what Cass and Scrappy said, because you're one of the kindest people I know.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 27, 2012 2:19:10 pm PDT #11540 of 30001
What is even happening?

I feel like I need to create an Internet Tropes Wiki, and call pseudicide "Pulling a Fast Eddie."

Is it up yet?


Consuela - Jun 27, 2012 2:19:19 pm PDT #11541 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

You are totally a bag of chips, JZ. AND all that, too.

I got an email from my SIL, and they're okay and it's raining. So no worry about them.


Polter-Cow - Jun 27, 2012 2:22:09 pm PDT #11542 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Sadly, I read kind compliments like yours and there goes that voice in my head muttering, "If I'm the best they can do they really need to meet a better class of people, because I'm not all that and a bag of chips."

What the hell is that voice doing in your head? I thought it was firmly stationed in mine.


JZ - Jun 27, 2012 2:23:35 pm PDT #11543 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

What the hell is that voice doing in your head? I thought it was firmly stationed in mine.

That voice is one fuck of a multitasker, I tell you what. I'm pretty sure it's broadcasting to any number of Buffistas.