I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and... some of it's made up, and... some of it can't be quantified, and... there's secrets.

River ,'Safe'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cass - Jun 27, 2012 2:06:15 pm PDT #11537 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

And, Cash, I am glad your mom has such excellent odds.

We should work on CancerBegone. Like Oxyclean for cells that ran amok.


JZ - Jun 27, 2012 2:12:25 pm PDT #11538 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Sadly, I read kind compliments like yours and there goes that voice in my head muttering, "If I'm the best they can do they really need to meet a better class of people, because I'm not all that and a bag of chips."

It's probably too much to hope that in the coming year I come even close to thinking of myself as all that and a bag of chips, or even just all that. But a bag of chips is *totally* achievable.


Atropa - Jun 27, 2012 2:14:12 pm PDT #11539 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Happy, happy birthday, JZ! I will echo what Cass and Scrappy said, because you're one of the kindest people I know.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 27, 2012 2:19:10 pm PDT #11540 of 30001
What is even happening?

I feel like I need to create an Internet Tropes Wiki, and call pseudicide "Pulling a Fast Eddie."

Is it up yet?


Consuela - Jun 27, 2012 2:19:19 pm PDT #11541 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

You are totally a bag of chips, JZ. AND all that, too.

I got an email from my SIL, and they're okay and it's raining. So no worry about them.


Polter-Cow - Jun 27, 2012 2:22:09 pm PDT #11542 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Sadly, I read kind compliments like yours and there goes that voice in my head muttering, "If I'm the best they can do they really need to meet a better class of people, because I'm not all that and a bag of chips."

What the hell is that voice doing in your head? I thought it was firmly stationed in mine.


JZ - Jun 27, 2012 2:23:35 pm PDT #11543 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

What the hell is that voice doing in your head? I thought it was firmly stationed in mine.

That voice is one fuck of a multitasker, I tell you what. I'm pretty sure it's broadcasting to any number of Buffistas.


Beverly - Jun 27, 2012 2:24:58 pm PDT #11544 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Pffft. Silly voice. JZ's pretty much the gold standard for All That.


SuziQ - Jun 27, 2012 2:28:38 pm PDT #11545 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I got an email from my SIL, and they're okay and it's raining. So no worry about them.

I'm so glad.

Still haven't heard anything from Stephanie. If the address I have for her is correct, she should be a fair bit south of the fire area near Colorado Springs.

~*~*~*~*~

Separately, JZ is better than a bag of chips. She is a carton of chips. A whole pallette worth of chips.


Aims - Jun 27, 2012 2:31:20 pm PDT #11546 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

"If I'm the best they can do they really need to meet a better class of people, because I'm not all that and a bag of chips."

Dude. You are the BIG bag of chips. The Costco size bag of chips that feeds hundreds of people and fills them with warmth and satiated feelings because they are THE BEST CHIPS EVER and will never buy another kind of chips because no other chips can compare.

You, my dear, are a great big bag of Ambroisa Chips. Srsly.