I'm not on the ship. I'm in the ship. I am the ship.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jun 23, 2012 8:24:06 am PDT #10918 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, never mind -- I don't have a container big enough for all three together.


Pix - Jun 23, 2012 8:25:41 am PDT #10919 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

I think it's rated PG, isn't it? I don't think it was intended for young children. I loved it so much.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 23, 2012 8:36:40 am PDT #10920 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday Steph!


sumi - Jun 23, 2012 9:11:10 am PDT #10921 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Happy Birthday, Steph!

ita ! So cool about your cousin.

Travel woes for pole vaulters.


SuziQ - Jun 23, 2012 9:19:48 am PDT #10922 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Happy Teppy Day!!!


Kat - Jun 23, 2012 9:25:53 am PDT #10923 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

So the beds I ordered for the twins? It was supposed to arrive on Friday, but didn't. I just checked UPS. It comes in 5 boxes. It's weight is 293 lbs. WHAT?! I will need building help come monday!


§ ita § - Jun 23, 2012 9:37:06 am PDT #10924 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, man, I'd never paused to think how much *crap* a decathlete has to travel with. I just handwaved all that. Christ--poles, discus, javelin, shot...it must cost as much again as the ticket sometimes.

Got my hair cut with the 1/2 guard.. This had better last forever, fuck.. I tried to watch a bit of Tangled the other day, and...ack! No. That's just a nightmare.

I also just saw some Xena on my dash. Man, she kissed Gabrielle a lot. I need to rewatch that and work out if it takes ten minutes or fifteen to work out how gay they are. I haven't seen any Xena in months.

I just got a (mass) email from a friend about a sex lecture she's giving soon. Why do my friends keep teaching sex? I'm pretty sure my sister doesn't know anyone who teaches sex. Well, no, she does have a sexologist colleague, but she's insistent they aren't friends, and I think I talk more to Karen than she does. Which makes three, but Karen I met because she taught sex. The others just...started suddenly. I make a lot of noise about a lot of shit, but I cannot imagine making that career decision. There are still a few people to whom I must remain a virgin. I'm good with that particular hypocrisy.

Still, if you want to know about the energetic root lock of the pelvic floor, I can hook you up with just the person.

(And, oh my god, what percentage of things believed about the Mayans are actually based in fact? I think it must go cannibals, druids, and then Mayans in terms of bullshit talked. Then, maybe pirates.)


Nora Deirdre - Jun 23, 2012 9:38:29 am PDT #10925 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Should I mix the simple syrup and lemon juice ahead of time? Can I mix the simple, lemon, AND gin?

I am pretty sure when bartenders batch up cocktails, they mix everything except the citrus and any carbonated stuff. If juliana stops by, she could confirm or deny.


§ ita § - Jun 23, 2012 10:04:03 am PDT #10926 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I know Jilli hasn't read every post on the internet with the word "vampire" in it (that's a full time job), but this caught my eye: Vampire Book Club charity auction to raise money for brain cancer research and I thought it might be of interest to a few people here, if they're not already aware of it.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 23, 2012 10:18:45 am PDT #10927 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Happy Birthday Steph!