Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Pix - Jun 23, 2012 8:00:06 am PDT #10915 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Brave is so much better than the previews suggest. It's really a story about parents and children, specifically mothers and daughters. I absolutely loved it.


Jesse - Jun 23, 2012 8:19:35 am PDT #10916 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, here's a weird cocktail question: I want to bring French 75s to a party without too much hassle. Should I mix the simple syrup and lemon juice ahead of time? Can I mix the simple, lemon, AND gin?


Consuela - Jun 23, 2012 8:21:03 am PDT #10917 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Pix, i liked it too, although i thought it was too scary for little kids.


Jesse - Jun 23, 2012 8:24:06 am PDT #10918 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, never mind -- I don't have a container big enough for all three together.


Pix - Jun 23, 2012 8:25:41 am PDT #10919 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

I think it's rated PG, isn't it? I don't think it was intended for young children. I loved it so much.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 23, 2012 8:36:40 am PDT #10920 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday Steph!


sumi - Jun 23, 2012 9:11:10 am PDT #10921 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Happy Birthday, Steph!

ita ! So cool about your cousin.

Travel woes for pole vaulters.


SuziQ - Jun 23, 2012 9:19:48 am PDT #10922 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Happy Teppy Day!!!


Kat - Jun 23, 2012 9:25:53 am PDT #10923 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

So the beds I ordered for the twins? It was supposed to arrive on Friday, but didn't. I just checked UPS. It comes in 5 boxes. It's weight is 293 lbs. WHAT?! I will need building help come monday!


§ ita § - Jun 23, 2012 9:37:06 am PDT #10924 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, man, I'd never paused to think how much *crap* a decathlete has to travel with. I just handwaved all that. Christ--poles, discus, javelin, shot...it must cost as much again as the ticket sometimes.

Got my hair cut with the 1/2 guard.. This had better last forever, fuck.. I tried to watch a bit of Tangled the other day, and...ack! No. That's just a nightmare.

I also just saw some Xena on my dash. Man, she kissed Gabrielle a lot. I need to rewatch that and work out if it takes ten minutes or fifteen to work out how gay they are. I haven't seen any Xena in months.

I just got a (mass) email from a friend about a sex lecture she's giving soon. Why do my friends keep teaching sex? I'm pretty sure my sister doesn't know anyone who teaches sex. Well, no, she does have a sexologist colleague, but she's insistent they aren't friends, and I think I talk more to Karen than she does. Which makes three, but Karen I met because she taught sex. The others just...started suddenly. I make a lot of noise about a lot of shit, but I cannot imagine making that career decision. There are still a few people to whom I must remain a virgin. I'm good with that particular hypocrisy.

Still, if you want to know about the energetic root lock of the pelvic floor, I can hook you up with just the person.

(And, oh my god, what percentage of things believed about the Mayans are actually based in fact? I think it must go cannibals, druids, and then Mayans in terms of bullshit talked. Then, maybe pirates.)