Perkins, you can get yours with bacon lube. Nothing but the swinest for you.
If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2011: Maybe the even years are better
Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. 2011? Room for improvement. Srsly.
§ ita § - Dec 13, 2011 6:00:32 pm PST #45 of 408
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Lee - Dec 13, 2011 6:02:04 pm PST #46 of 408
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
WHOOOO HOOO
Liese S. - Dec 13, 2011 6:03:53 pm PST #47 of 408
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I'll take questers!
I was cranky because I didn't get to buy my niece and nephew age-inappropriate HK products this year. I feel it is my bounden duty as their only Japanese auntie.
SuziQ - Dec 13, 2011 6:11:10 pm PST #48 of 408
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Very snuggly snuggle kit. Miss Kitty is even getting in on the snuggling. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Amy - Dec 13, 2011 6:14:59 pm PST #49 of 408
Because books.
Happy!Suzi makes me happy. So does this thread.
I'm almost done with my Secret Santa gift, too! Two more days, giftee, and it will be on the way ...
Lee - Dec 13, 2011 6:19:05 pm PST #50 of 408
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Happy!Suzi makes me happy. So does this thread.
ME TOO
brenda m - Dec 13, 2011 6:31:04 pm PST #51 of 408
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Hah! I almost got that toaster for my sis a Christmas or two ago.
quester - Dec 14, 2011 3:38:46 pm PST #52 of 408
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Right! Two for quester, three for SuziQ!
Mooooom! it !'s being mean!!!
Shir - Dec 16, 2011 2:57:04 am PST #53 of 408
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I love searching for presents.
While it's too late to make it to Christmas (because of mom's hospitalization, I'm behind my schedule with several things), I just completed my Giftee's present. I'm very pleased with it, and I hope Giftee will love it as well.
With luck, it'll arrive before/just in time for New Year.
I couldn't stop thinking of Buffistas when I was in the Old City (Jerusalem). So many of you would love it there. And these days, with Christmas ahead, it's seems extra colorful.
Edits: lack of sleep, lack of grammar.
Karl - Dec 16, 2011 9:43:08 pm PST #54 of 408
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.