I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!

Anya ,'Storyteller'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2011: Maybe the even years are better  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. 2011? Room for improvement. Srsly.


brenda m - Dec 13, 2011 6:31:04 pm PST #51 of 408
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Hah! I almost got that toaster for my sis a Christmas or two ago.


quester - Dec 14, 2011 3:38:46 pm PST #52 of 408
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Right! Two for quester, three for SuziQ!

Mooooom! it !'s being mean!!!


Shir - Dec 16, 2011 2:57:04 am PST #53 of 408
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I love searching for presents.

While it's too late to make it to Christmas (because of mom's hospitalization, I'm behind my schedule with several things), I just completed my Giftee's present. I'm very pleased with it, and I hope Giftee will love it as well.

With luck, it'll arrive before/just in time for New Year.

I couldn't stop thinking of Buffistas when I was in the Old City (Jerusalem). So many of you would love it there. And these days, with Christmas ahead, it's seems extra colorful.

Edits: lack of sleep, lack of grammar.


Karl - Dec 16, 2011 9:43:08 pm PST #54 of 408
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

And the hits just keep on coming:

Fuck cancer.

And 2011? Kiss my entire ass.


Shir - Dec 16, 2011 9:50:32 pm PST #55 of 408
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Karl, I'm so sorry. Peace~ma for you and your family.


Polter-Cow - Dec 16, 2011 10:00:05 pm PST #56 of 408
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm sorry, Karl.


Consuela - Dec 16, 2011 10:48:47 pm PST #57 of 408
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Oh, Karl, I'm sorry.


Anne W. - Dec 17, 2011 2:32:30 am PST #58 of 408
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

{{{Karl}}}


Calli - Dec 17, 2011 2:53:38 am PST #59 of 408
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm sorry, Karl.


brenda m - Dec 17, 2011 4:31:38 am PST #60 of 408
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Karl, I'm so sorry.