Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Oct 08, 2011 5:54:57 pm PDT #953 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

...y'all don't drive around with the low fuel light on?

My life is quite full enough with disasters that have no warning lights.


JenP - Oct 08, 2011 6:28:05 pm PDT #954 of 30001

When the light comes on, I have about 15 miles left.

Just finished putting together the trivia game for tomorrow. Should be fun! For a good 3/4 of us anyway. The rest will indulge. There's food and drink; it's all good.

I will print in the morning. I am tired.


aurelia - Oct 08, 2011 6:38:40 pm PDT #955 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I ran out of gas twice in my first car, both times in the middle of nowhere on the highway (pre-cell phone). The first time I had my car packed full to go to college, so I didn't get the mileage I normally did. The other time my transmission was failing, which also screwed with the mileage. Anyway, I don't tend to let the gauge go too far under 1/4 tank very often.


Kat - Oct 08, 2011 8:01:20 pm PDT #956 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Allyson, she's adorable as WW.

Today has been a DAY! We had to go box store shopping wherein I spent $200 on things like protein powder (for Grace) and a new dish drain and lotion and food. Then Noah's soccer game. Then lunch and a trip to Lands End so I can have semi-professional clothes. Then an aborted trip to laminate at Lakeshore. Then Grace's soccer game. Then a 5 mile walk (!!).

In between was putting up all the folded clothes and dealing with kids. ARGH. Tired.


meara - Oct 08, 2011 8:25:38 pm PDT #957 of 30001

I just received a present that might be more frightening than Belinda. OMG.

It's a purse. Supposedly. Or a backpack. But...it's a fake leather BDSM mummified person thing? With a ball gag and blindfold? It's FREAKY looking. And not in a good way.


DavidS - Oct 08, 2011 8:32:36 pm PDT #958 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's a purse. Supposedly. Or a backpack. But...it's a fake leather BDSM mummified person thing? With a ball gag and blindfold? It's FREAKY looking. And not in a good way.

We're going to need pictures. Because that's some freakass shit.


Lee - Oct 08, 2011 8:46:40 pm PDT #959 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Send it to Nicole! Maybe Belinda needs a carrier.


Burrell - Oct 08, 2011 9:05:25 pm PDT #960 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

OMG! Perkins is the meanest!


Jesse - Oct 09, 2011 3:51:12 am PDT #961 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's a purse. Supposedly. Or a backpack. But...it's a fake leather BDSM mummified person thing? With a ball gag and blindfold? It's FREAKY looking. And not in a good way.

....Huh. This was given to you by a friend??

I woke up too early (the cat doesn't know I don't need to go to work...), it's a beautiful day, but I don't feel like doing anything!


Jesse - Oct 09, 2011 4:12:54 am PDT #962 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

JFC. I just found (and dealth with!) another small cache of old mail and etc. I swear if you saw my apartment, you wouldn't know I'm this much of a paper hoarder! It's all from "cleaning" for company, I'm sure -- and out of sight, out of mind.