You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 13, 2011 5:36:13 pm PST #6433 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tom, wIll I have to shake my head in disappointment, or find even sterner punishments, if you don't finish?

Um... maybe?

Or maybe I'll just pinkie-swear to get it done so it won't be an issue.

Wait a sec--maybe I should find out what the punishments would be first....


tommyrot - Nov 13, 2011 5:37:39 pm PST #6434 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There is established K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Admitted, even!

Yeah, we're a modern, open-minded couple.


Amy - Nov 13, 2011 5:38:06 pm PST #6435 of 30001
Because books.

orange tabbies are wonderful

Mine, too, although he's more yellow than orange. He's not dumb, precisely, more incredibly neurotic. If you leave a pair of pants on the floor, for instance, he has to approach it with caution, work his way toward it, and sniff it thoroughly before deciding it's (probably) not a threat.


cliomusing - Nov 13, 2011 5:42:02 pm PST #6436 of 30001
"Come on, put your back into it. A Watcher scoffs at gravity."

Tom - Good to see you're an observant reader. ;)

And to all the at people, I really want one again! I'm a bit uncertain about where I'll be after January - my lease is up and trying to find a roomie has been horrible - but I would like another little fuzzy thing to come home to. And who can deal swift death to any insect invaders.


sarameg - Nov 13, 2011 5:45:21 pm PST #6437 of 30001

Just invoke my feline luck. I got one cat intentionally, when I first moved to Baltimore, before I even got a bed. The other three? Yeah, not my call, they just landed against my protests. I'm a sucker. I blame my parents for the latest (Pumpkin, who my mom named, damn her.)


sumi - Nov 13, 2011 5:57:03 pm PST #6438 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Hello and welcome, cliomusing!


billytea - Nov 13, 2011 6:03:38 pm PST #6439 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

you all seem like fairly awesome people

It's true. Save for the occasional unfairly awesome person.

@tommyrot Maybe if we found a very low, easy to climb tree. :)

Technically, a hollow log would count too.


Strix - Nov 13, 2011 6:13:12 pm PST #6440 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

You crazy-nature lover lovers! I like kissing whilst on a nice, soft, warm couch.

Although..back in the day...ahem. I Have Stories.


JenP - Nov 13, 2011 6:13:56 pm PST #6441 of 30001

Oh fun! Hi, and welcome, cliomusing.

I have to admit--I'm really happy right now!

Just wanted to see that posted again.


tommyrot - Nov 13, 2011 6:14:36 pm PST #6442 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Although..back in the day...ahem. I Have Stories.

Heh. I lost my virginity in a '73 Mercury Marquis Brougham. (The front passenger seat could recline to almost horizontal.)