See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you... you're kissing me. It's okay. I can wait.

Oz ,'First Date'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sumi - Nov 13, 2011 5:57:03 pm PST #6438 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Hello and welcome, cliomusing!


billytea - Nov 13, 2011 6:03:38 pm PST #6439 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

you all seem like fairly awesome people

It's true. Save for the occasional unfairly awesome person.

@tommyrot Maybe if we found a very low, easy to climb tree. :)

Technically, a hollow log would count too.


Strix - Nov 13, 2011 6:13:12 pm PST #6440 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

You crazy-nature lover lovers! I like kissing whilst on a nice, soft, warm couch.

Although..back in the day...ahem. I Have Stories.


JenP - Nov 13, 2011 6:13:56 pm PST #6441 of 30001

Oh fun! Hi, and welcome, cliomusing.

I have to admit--I'm really happy right now!

Just wanted to see that posted again.


tommyrot - Nov 13, 2011 6:14:36 pm PST #6442 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Although..back in the day...ahem. I Have Stories.

Heh. I lost my virginity in a '73 Mercury Marquis Brougham. (The front passenger seat could recline to almost horizontal.)


Dana - Nov 13, 2011 6:20:27 pm PST #6443 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Someone tell cliomusing that we have a fanfic thread.


Strix - Nov 13, 2011 6:20:43 pm PST #6444 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Me? Lost it in a 1976 AMC Hornet (in 1990!!) with a wonky horn wire that randomly went off and a hole in the floor board. In a graveyard, at night, after drinking McCormick vodka with a water chaser, smoking Marlboro Lights in a soft pack because hard packs didn't exist yet, listening to The Cure.

I cracked the windshield with my foot, and had to tell my dad that kids were throwing rocks at my car. He was too tall to stretch out across the seat, so we opened a car door and I fell in medias res onto a snow-covered grave.

Heh. And THAT, my friends, is how I was initiated into the tender joys of sex.

SO CLICHE!!!


tommyrot - Nov 13, 2011 6:24:02 pm PST #6445 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Erin, that is an awesome story! In a weird way....

Luckily the Mercury had plenty of room for me. We also employed a '79 Fairmont wagon for sex (putting the back seat down made enough room).


Amy - Nov 13, 2011 6:29:18 pm PST #6446 of 30001
Because books.

I've never actually had sex (like, official, PIV sex) in a car. Which sort of surprises me, come to think of it.


Ginger - Nov 13, 2011 6:30:59 pm PST #6447 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Welcome, cliomusing!

If you leave a pair of pants on the floor, for instance, he has to approach it with caution, work his way toward it, and sniff it thoroughly before deciding it's (probably) not a threat.

I had a dog who slipped on a wood floor as a puppy and refused to step on one for the rest of her 13 years.

I'm now looking at Tommy's fondness for Ford products in a whole new light.