You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Oct 06, 2011 7:54:32 am PDT #565 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, dear, Scrappy. I think that Steve Jobs' misstep in this whole thing was evidently using math in any form or function.


§ ita § - Oct 06, 2011 8:01:18 am PDT #566 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, that was the auto damage adjuster. He won't be sure until the end of the day, but he figures it's totalled.

Can I go hide from the world right now? Seriously? Sleep till it's all made magically better?

FUCK.


Scrappy - Oct 06, 2011 8:05:06 am PDT #567 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Oh, ita, I am so sorry.


Steph L. - Oct 06, 2011 8:05:32 am PDT #568 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Oh, dear, Scrappy. I think that Steve Jobs' misstep in this whole thing was evidently using math in any form or function.

I just cackled out loud and had ZERO explanation for my co-workers.

he figures it's totalled.

Damn, ita. You deserve the biggest break in the world.


tommyrot - Oct 06, 2011 8:06:14 am PDT #569 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sorry, ita.


amych - Oct 06, 2011 8:06:49 am PDT #570 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I just cackled out loud and had ZERO explanation for my co-workers.

One of the many reasons I'm glad my officemate is the cat.


brenda m - Oct 06, 2011 8:07:43 am PDT #571 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Shit, ita.


-t - Oct 06, 2011 8:08:52 am PDT #572 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm sorry, ita. I am actually in favor of hiding from the world for a while if you can.


Consuela - Oct 06, 2011 8:09:57 am PDT #573 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Crap, ita. I'm sorry. Shitty week for you.

ION, the Phelps have decided to boycott picket Jobs' funeral. They announced this by posting to Twitter from an iPhone. ::facepalm::


amych - Oct 06, 2011 8:10:18 am PDT #574 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

ita, you so completely deserve a change of luck. So sorry it's shit piled on shit right now.