"Ancient Mayan Secrets for Reclaiming the Modern Feminine"
Being sacrificed in a sacred well?
Grinding corn?
Trying to make your children have flat heads and crossed eyes?
Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne? Jayne: Money wasn't good enough. Mal: What happens when it is? Jayne: Well... that'll be an interesting day.
'Serenity'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Nov 04, 2011 2:28:31 pm PDT #4782 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Jesse - Nov 04, 2011 2:29:45 pm PDT #4783 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I have to confess that I googled Mayan virgin sacrifice and found that apparently the thinking is that they actually sacrificed boys and some men. So maybe THAT's the secret!
Connie Neil - Nov 04, 2011 2:53:04 pm PDT #4784 of 30001
brillig
Maybe they'll be teaching the Mayan art of piercing things with thorns. Or was that the Incas?
ION, I found a place that has bayberry candles! One good thing about the holidays, old-fashioned smelling candles make an appearance, as opposed to fake-fruity smelling stuff.
Liese S. - Nov 04, 2011 2:56:43 pm PDT #4785 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Yeah, you will all not be surprised to learn that there is a lot of empty Jesusing on my friendslist. But there's a reasonable amount of peaceful overthrow of the state anarchism, too, so I figure it all balances out. The juxtaposition is pretty funny sometimes, though.
Dana - Nov 04, 2011 2:59:06 pm PDT #4786 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
My god, my husband is throwing away paper. It's a miracle.
Steph L. - Nov 04, 2011 3:04:55 pm PDT #4787 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Yeah, you will all not be surprised to learn that there is a lot of empty Jesusing on my friendslist. But there's a reasonable amount of peaceful overthrow of the state anarchism, too, so I figure it all balances out. The juxtaposition is pretty funny sometimes, though.
Then you get me in the middle posting things like "I made pot pie! Here's a picture of it!"
I'm like the Ralph Wiggum of Facebook.
sarameg - Nov 04, 2011 3:09:45 pm PDT #4788 of 30001
Or from me: "CAT X DID THIS." "Here's my current house project!"
Man, my ear finally cleared so my hearing is normal, but the amount of snot coming out of my head is truly epic. The human body amazes and disgusts me with the ability to produce snot.
And my nose is now chapped.
§ ita § - Nov 04, 2011 3:42:11 pm PDT #4789 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I love my neti pot.
sarameg - Nov 04, 2011 3:49:22 pm PDT #4790 of 30001
I'd need a hose. My problem is production rate, not getting it out. I have something similar (squeezy thing) but ....I need a hose.
Loki was upstairs "supervising" Pumpkin play. He was fascinated, she was unperturbed and KRAXY-kitten-PLAY. High hopes!
SuziQ - Nov 04, 2011 5:13:58 pm PDT #4791 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I have a Teppy-style apple crisp in the oven. I did add a bit of ginger cause that is my OTS. I want it ready NOW.