Don't you just need it to smell like them: [link]
Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Nov 04, 2011 12:20:27 pm PDT #4756 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse - Nov 04, 2011 12:23:20 pm PDT #4757 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Burrell, did it start from anything? The other day I was doing some kind of crazy tension-filled stretch and thought I broke something in my neck for a minute! It hurt like hell, but went away quickly. For what that's worth.
smonster - Nov 04, 2011 12:28:53 pm PDT #4758 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Congrats, brenda!! Fabulous news and highly deserved.
Jesse - Nov 04, 2011 12:31:06 pm PDT #4759 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
This is slightly tragic, so I have to share: I am really proud of myself for making (and eating all of) a box of mac-n-cheese instead of ordering a pizza. Just the one high fat/salt/etc. meal instead of several!
Sigh.
Burrell - Nov 04, 2011 12:31:09 pm PDT #4760 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Burrell, did it start from anything?
Not that I can tell. Maybe from bringing in 5 grocery bags at once? But it's mostly gone now.
§ ita § - Nov 04, 2011 12:33:00 pm PDT #4761 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I've just been invited to "Ancient Mayan Secrets for Reclaiming the Modern Feminine". I'm trying to not eyeroll. I mean, I'm not going, so I don't have to react. I just...what does my modern feminine have to be reclaimed from? (OR WHEN????)
Steph L. - Nov 04, 2011 12:35:28 pm PDT #4762 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
The other day I was doing some kind of crazy tension-filled stretch and thought I broke something in my neck for a minute!
Ahhh! Those are the worst!
Steph L. - Nov 04, 2011 12:36:00 pm PDT #4763 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
"Ancient Mayan Secrets for Reclaiming the Modern Feminine".
The Mayans were pioneers in vajazzling?
Jesse - Nov 04, 2011 12:48:24 pm PDT #4764 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You know the Mayans have allllll the secrets!
Maybe from bringing in 5 grocery bags at once?
Yeah, that sounds about right. Glad it's fixing itself.
Ahhh! Those are the worst!
I mean, right? It was new to me. Ow.
Strix - Nov 04, 2011 12:50:10 pm PDT #4765 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Strangely enough, I have never lost my feminine, modern, Mayan or otherwise.
Anyway, I'm pretty sure I'd have to go back a quite a ways in my genetic history to find a link to the Mayans. And I attended one too many pagan-Goddess-mentrual-cycle-Earth-goddess-reclaim-your-cunt circle in college (2, precisely) to know that my sense of the absurd is too pragmatic to not piss the sincere off.
It truly works for some people, but the typical Run-With-The-Wolves trappings do not work for me. YMMV. (And not knocking most pagans, y'all; I gained some good perspectives from it, but I'm not cut out for organized religion of any stripe.)