I thought pearl was one of the 3 (seriously) options for June -- alexandrite (which is a random, weird-ass stone that changes color depending on what light source you're under), moonstone, and pearl.

Correct. I'm eh on pearls, can't afford alexandrite (it's a chrysoberyl, for the record), and therefore have a lot of moonstone.

Previous wedding gifts have included Arrested Development, Gloom, and my very presence.

Yeah, I'd say go with consumables. TJs basket?

OMG, the SO has been doing pick-up work where he can find it, and he's been clearing the land of our vet. (They bartered Seabiscuit's recent dental cleaning and surgery which we never could have afforded for music lessons, love!) Anyway, he nearly came home with a puppy today. Someone dropped off an Australian Shepherd mix (same as Biscuit) puppy. He's too little, so they're holding onto him until he's old enough to go home with his adopting family. So he's just hanging around the office right now, and apparently he took a liking to the SO and followed him around all day while he was working. Kept sniffing his shoes, so he must have smelled the Biscuit. They tried to take him away, but he just had to be by the SO. Thank goodness he's already adopted.

What's a good wedding gift for my neighbors (who are getting hitched this next week)? He doesn't drink much (half a beer and he's woozie,) so a nice bottle of wine is kinda wasted on them.

A selection of fancy coffees, teas, and chocolates?

What's a good wedding gift for my neighbors (who are getting hitched this next week)?

Money! or, do they like food? A gift basket of tasty not so perishable treats?

Am so tired. Why am I not in bed??

Vet's offices are dangerous places to work. Hell, apparently walking home from the Y is dangerous for me.

Damnit. I just did a last run of recyclables down to the alley and missed one thing. Doesn't hurt to wait a week, I just like to start afresh every week. But going down into the basement is complicated with Loki AND Pumpkin. How they popped the hook latch, I do not know, but they did it twice. Pumpkin is FAST. And the screen is torn in a catshaped hole in the door and since she shows no fear of any space, I don't feel like chasing her around in the dark.

TJs basket

I love that idea! For most occasions, really. And non occasions.

I have already sent around the Kardashian calculator. I love thinking about it as a unit of time.

I wouldn't mind having more birthstone jewelry. I have one opal pendant necklace that I like and some earrings that I can't wear for more than a few minutes because of a metal allergy.

Dear god. Pumpkin has the most odiferous shits ever. I really hope this clears up, cause it is room clearing.