Kaylee: Is that him? Mal: That's the buffet table. Kaylee: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?

'Shindig'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Oct 05, 2011 3:04:48 pm PDT #419 of 30001

My physics professor went from teaching classes to dead in a month once the treatment ceased to hold the pancreatic cancer at bay. It's relentless.

Ran into a coworker at the Y post pool. He didn't recognize me at first. Hah.


Lee - Oct 05, 2011 3:08:26 pm PDT #420 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I just got told that I (and the rest of the professional staff)have to go to two full days of effectiveness and interpersonal skills training.

They're going to give me Allyson's rock, aren't they


Dana - Oct 05, 2011 3:16:54 pm PDT #421 of 30001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I can teach you how to be effective with a rock.


Connie Neil - Oct 05, 2011 3:17:26 pm PDT #422 of 30001
brillig

They're going to give me Allyson's rock, aren't they

Maybe you can chuck it at the facilitator's head.


Ginger - Oct 05, 2011 3:19:22 pm PDT #423 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I can teach you how to be effective with a rock.

You can demonstrate that force equals mass times acceleration.


Connie Neil - Oct 05, 2011 3:20:10 pm PDT #424 of 30001
brillig

There's snow in the mountains. And so it begins.


Jessica - Oct 05, 2011 3:20:25 pm PDT #425 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

You can demonstrate that force equals mass times acceleration.

LIKE.


Allyson - Oct 05, 2011 3:22:42 pm PDT #426 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm horribly sad about Steve Jobs. I still have my first apple computer. It's beige and weighs 4000 pounds. If I plug it in, it still works. The gizmodo obit is making me even sadder.


Allyson - Oct 05, 2011 3:23:41 pm PDT #427 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Perkins, if they give you a rock, keep it. Tell them you have bonded with your rock completely and cannot let it go. Do it for me.


Consuela - Oct 05, 2011 3:25:45 pm PDT #428 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

So a question came in last night about one of my projects, but the email was sent to My Nemesis. Who replied to the sender and cc'd my boss.

She had a teleconference this morning about the question, with a Congressional staffer, and during the conversation they asked her questions about other projects and issues that are within my area of expertise.

Did she tell me about the question or invite me to the telecon? No, she did not.

I found the note about the telecon on the office calendar--after it happened--and asked about it. At which point she had the balls to ask me for the information they had asked her for. Instead of giving it to her, I'm going to say that I'm happy to take any calls on the matter.