Fred: So you don't worry that it's possible for someone to send out a biological or electronic trigger that effectively overrides your own sense of ideals and values and replaces them with an alternative coercive agenda that reduces you to a mindless meat puppet? Shopkeeper: Wow. People used to think that I was paranoid.

'Time Bomb'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - Oct 24, 2011 6:03:34 pm PDT #2975 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Jon,

hilarious and very cute! thanks for posting the pics.

What a sweet one!


amych - Oct 24, 2011 6:03:45 pm PDT #2976 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Yeah, there's a reason the phrase "references available on request" was invented.


Jon B. - Oct 24, 2011 6:07:23 pm PDT #2977 of 30001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Thanks, le nube!


JenP - Oct 24, 2011 6:07:51 pm PDT #2978 of 30001

Thank you for the external validation, amych and LeN. It's an otherwise reasonable ad, and I imagine they just didn't think it through, but... so, yeah, thanks.


Cashmere - Oct 24, 2011 6:10:09 pm PDT #2979 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

AWB is slaying me with the awake cutitude.


amych - Oct 24, 2011 6:12:21 pm PDT #2980 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Dude, day 6 is all about "holy shit! I have a mouth! It moves!"


Ginger - Oct 24, 2011 6:13:15 pm PDT #2981 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

That is a distinctly Above Average White Baby.


Amy - Oct 24, 2011 6:17:19 pm PDT #2982 of 30001
Because books.

He's totally awake! Adorable, Jon.


JenP - Oct 24, 2011 6:19:38 pm PDT #2983 of 30001

Oh, my god, ha! There is so much wrong with this listing (not one I'm submitting for, to be clear).

Live-in executive assistant... one room in my executive apartment... I am a continental business man with business interests in Africa and the United States... drive the executive SUV as well as cordinating various sides of the business which requires research of partner companies, speaking on telephone, order cordination, business document prepapration and so much more.

So much more. Yes, I'm quite sure.

What the hell?????


Ginger - Oct 24, 2011 6:23:07 pm PDT #2984 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

There's a local news story about a guy who was yelling for help through a sewer grate. The fire department got him out, and he said he was running and fell into a hole. He then refused treatment and quickly left.

Doesn't this sound like a story in which someone time travels or teleports?