Thanks, le nube!
Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!
Monty ,'Trash'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jon B. - Oct 24, 2011 6:07:23 pm PDT #2977 of 30001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
JenP - Oct 24, 2011 6:07:51 pm PDT #2978 of 30001
Thank you for the external validation, amych and LeN. It's an otherwise reasonable ad, and I imagine they just didn't think it through, but... so, yeah, thanks.
Cashmere - Oct 24, 2011 6:10:09 pm PDT #2979 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
AWB is slaying me with the awake cutitude.
amych - Oct 24, 2011 6:12:21 pm PDT #2980 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Dude, day 6 is all about "holy shit! I have a mouth! It moves!"
Ginger - Oct 24, 2011 6:13:15 pm PDT #2981 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
That is a distinctly Above Average White Baby.
Amy - Oct 24, 2011 6:17:19 pm PDT #2982 of 30001
Because books.
He's totally awake! Adorable, Jon.
JenP - Oct 24, 2011 6:19:38 pm PDT #2983 of 30001
Oh, my god, ha! There is so much wrong with this listing (not one I'm submitting for, to be clear).
Live-in executive assistant... one room in my executive apartment... I am a continental business man with business interests in Africa and the United States... drive the executive SUV as well as cordinating various sides of the business which requires research of partner companies, speaking on telephone, order cordination, business document prepapration and so much more.
So much more. Yes, I'm quite sure.
What the hell?????
Ginger - Oct 24, 2011 6:23:07 pm PDT #2984 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
There's a local news story about a guy who was yelling for help through a sewer grate. The fire department got him out, and he said he was running and fell into a hole. He then refused treatment and quickly left.
Doesn't this sound like a story in which someone time travels or teleports?
Steph L. - Oct 24, 2011 6:24:45 pm PDT #2985 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
The phrase "drive the executive SUV" is making me laugh and laugh.
Unrelatedly -- you guys, the aurora borealis is (are?) all over the damn country tonight! People are reporting them as far south as Oklahoma and Tennessee, as far west as Kansas City, and as far east as New York.
We're too close to the city lights and get too much light pollution, but I still went out and stood in the driveway looking up for a while tonight. (The neighbors probably think I was summoning the mothership.) Didn't see anything, but apparently a bunch of people in the area did. Which is pretty cool anyway.
JenP - Oct 24, 2011 6:24:46 pm PDT #2986 of 30001
Doesn't this sound like a story in which someone time travels or teleports?
Yes.