Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Mar 29, 2012 5:27:07 pm PDT #28725 of 30001
Because books.

I think my inherent "dog person" is showing. Not that I don't love the cats! But they're very much ... cats.


Connie Neil - Mar 29, 2012 5:31:29 pm PDT #28726 of 30001
brillig

Shadow knows his name. Unfortunately, he has begun to react most favorably to My Lord and Sir.


§ ita § - Mar 29, 2012 5:36:20 pm PDT #28727 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I name my electronics, but I don't always call them by name out loud.

However, since I do sometimes, I'm clearly crazy.

And I swear I was calling my car (all my cars) "Baby" long before I encountered the Winchesters. It just seems to make sense.

So out of curiosity, and only if you don't mind answering, what did he name them?

Shock and Awe. He might have had some issues, and I might have...really enjoyed pushing his buttons with them.

Like, he seriously couldn't look at them. It's not like I was topless or anything. I mean, when I was fully dressed, he'd sometimes close his eyes rather than pan across my chest. Or, like, stare at my hairline to minimise the threat of them being in his peripheral vision.

How could I resist that temptation?

The first time I heard about beastiality, I had an opinion about it in under 5 seconds.

For good or for ill (ILL! ILL!) it's that sort of a topic, I thought.


§ ita § - Mar 29, 2012 5:40:33 pm PDT #28728 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Huh. [link] Okay, I *used* to be able to make it through a work day without peeing, but I know that's not healthy. Or normal. Is this a vaguely practical thing to do? Or can we just admit that it's really hard, and it really sucks to be between that rock and that hard place and then not raise our risk UTIs for a month?


askye - Mar 29, 2012 5:43:14 pm PDT #28729 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

I'm not a big namer of things. I've never named a car. The cats coming to their names is kind of hit and miss.

Dean will come when he's good and ready, Penny usually comes to her name and she'll come to some of her nicknames. Normally I'm not big on nicknaming cats, but Penny has ended up with quite a collection (Penners, Pen Pen, and Penn-a-licious).


Ginger - Mar 29, 2012 5:54:15 pm PDT #28730 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

If I was responsible for the bathrooms, I'd just be happy they were being used less often. I don't understand how this works as a statement.


§ ita § - Mar 29, 2012 5:55:16 pm PDT #28731 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't understand how this works as a statement.

If you're the sort of person who'd do this, don't you already get the inequity? You don't get a badge for the pee pee dance, or anything.

Wait--is there a badge?


Ginger - Mar 29, 2012 6:08:02 pm PDT #28732 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

If you're the sort of person who'd do this, don't you already get the inequity?

That's what I figured, so I don't understand how it influences others, unless you stand in the hall in front of the bathrooms doing the pee pee dance while explaining the inequities of the Male and Female signs.


smonster - Mar 29, 2012 6:13:41 pm PDT #28733 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I think it's a "gain empathy to understand the importance of the issue, so that you will hopefully actively support it" kind of thing. Although that was based on a cursory reading.


§ ita § - Mar 29, 2012 6:15:17 pm PDT #28734 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think it's a "gain empathy to understand the importance of the issue, so that you will hopefully actively support it" kind of thing

But it pretty much means trying to not use any public bathrooms for a month. If you're going to even try that, aren't you already pretty down with the cause?

Or maybe there are more people that haven't started thinking about it yet, and they will start next month.