I think everyone does.

I just saw someone I've been assuming is adult, who said she had no opinion on it, and I'm like--isn't that uselessly open-minded? Like, decide it doesn't bother you or something, or it's fine for other people as long as there's no injury or whatever, but *no* opinion? I...just?

But, back to, who names their breasts?

If any poster with a penis has named it, I do not want to know about it. Whitefont that shit if you must chime in.

According to a pasta making class I took, it's pine nuts from China that are prone to that, and you can supposedly tell them because they are more round than the Italian ones.

In practice I have no idea if this is true.

Hey, brenda, how's Darby?

Mine do not have names. Occasionally I call them the girls. (Breasts, not pine nuts)

Like, decide it doesn't bother you or something, or it's fine for other people as long as there's no injury or whatever

I guess I could see describing that as "no opinion" though. As opposed to repulsed, or oh yeah! or whathaveyou.

Hey, brenda, how's Darby?

Is that the left breast or the right breast?

She is home! Came through very well and now we have several rather unpleasant weeks to get through. (More than that to fully heal, but the first few are hardest.)

Which reminds me, about time to go carry her down the stairs.

I just saw someone I've been assuming is adult, who said she had no opinion on it, and I'm like--isn't that uselessly open-minded? Like, decide it doesn't bother you or something, or it's fine for other people as long as there's no injury or whatever, but *no* opinion? I...just?

You have an opinion on everything, though. I see this as perhaps more saying that there's too many factors to come to a conclusion.

Hi, I've been in communication training all week.

Which reminds me, about time to go carry her down the stairs.

Aw. She's a lucky dog, lady.

Also, my breasts do not have names. I rarely talk to them, after all.