OK, I dunno if anyone else has read Joel Stein's IDIOTIC tweet on YA book readers, but I am writing a rebuttal in a white-hot state of WTF? and would love a beta over in GWW. It's a rough draft; I just finished the draft.
'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'
Jayne ,'Safe'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Mar 29, 2012 11:00:20 am PDT #28647 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Jesse - Mar 29, 2012 11:08:12 am PDT #28648 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
He's an idiot, and it was in one of those idiotic NYTimes.com point-counterpoint roundups.
Typo Boy - Mar 29, 2012 11:09:04 am PDT #28649 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Strix - Mar 29, 2012 11:12:24 am PDT #28650 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
He IS an idiot...but...cannot....stop...self...from rebutting.
It's a sickess.
tommyrot - Mar 29, 2012 11:36:59 am PDT #28651 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
NYT article on men who wear high heels: [link]
tommyrot - Mar 29, 2012 11:37:56 am PDT #28652 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Burrell - Mar 29, 2012 11:43:54 am PDT #28653 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Bacon coffin
But... but... it's not made out of bacon!
Kate P. - Mar 29, 2012 12:02:18 pm PDT #28654 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Hey, does anyone know what to do with mail that comes to your house for a previous tenant? The people who lived here just before us actually just moved next door, so anything addressed to them we can just stick in their mailbox, but we've gotten a few letters recently for people whose names we don't recognize. Usually I'd just toss them, but a couple of them look potentially important. Can anyone think of any way we can get these letters to the right place?
le nubian - Mar 29, 2012 12:06:48 pm PDT #28655 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
RETURN TO SENDER
NOT AT ADDRESS
on the envelope.
Ginger - Mar 29, 2012 12:13:25 pm PDT #28656 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I gave a letter to the postman,
He put it his sack.
Bright and early next morning,
He brought my letter back.
She wrote upon it:
Return to sender, address unknown.
No such number, no such zone.
We had a quarrel, a lover's spat
I write I'm sorry but my letter keeps coming back.