Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Mar 26, 2012 4:41:24 pm PDT #28215 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I put on a bra. I just couldn't.


Jesse - Mar 26, 2012 4:42:01 pm PDT #28216 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That is a benefit of winter -- put on a coat, and you're good to go!


Cashmere - Mar 26, 2012 5:10:54 pm PDT #28217 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Seriously, Allyson-Dad? WTF? My parents helped with half my tuition during my college years and haven't made a PEEP because--HELLO! EDUCATED PROGENY NEED LESS HELP LATER ON!

DH and I are contemplating a cage match between Owen and Olivia--the winner gets college paid for. The good thing is that they both already have more in a college fund than I had my senior year of high school.


beth b - Mar 26, 2012 5:13:21 pm PDT #28218 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I'm sorry, Allyson. That's not the way you treat someone if you want them to visit.


msbelle - Mar 26, 2012 5:13:55 pm PDT #28219 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am happy to send Allyson's Dad a buck of STFU every month and possibly another buck of KISS ALLYSON'S ASS.


Ginger - Mar 26, 2012 5:19:51 pm PDT #28220 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

DH and I are contemplating a cage match between Owen and Olivia

Two Os enter; one O leaves.


erikaj - Mar 26, 2012 5:22:42 pm PDT #28221 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

sorry you're in the crappy dad club this week, Allyson. "I'm not just a client...I'm the President." (Yes, my dad bought this computer...but it was a rare oasis among the crappiness.) I'm sure I won't get a birthday gift now, or something.


SuziQ - Mar 26, 2012 5:27:20 pm PDT #28222 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

We have a crazy wildfire west of us. It is SO windy there can't be any air support. People are being evacuated. Where we live the smoke is so thick. I felt gritty just walking outside. I hope they can get a handle on this soon. I know people who live out there and I'm worried for them.


shrift - Mar 26, 2012 5:57:37 pm PDT #28223 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Since y'all go there far more often than I do: would Trader Joe's have wakame and miso paste?


Hil R. - Mar 26, 2012 6:11:21 pm PDT #28224 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Since y'all go there far more often than I do: would Trader Joe's have wakame and miso paste?

I doubt it. Whole Foods definitely would.