Seriously, Allyson-Dad? WTF? My parents helped with half my tuition during my college years and haven't made a PEEP because--HELLO! EDUCATED PROGENY NEED LESS HELP LATER ON!

DH and I are contemplating a cage match between Owen and Olivia--the winner gets college paid for. The good thing is that they both already have more in a college fund than I had my senior year of high school.

I'm sorry, Allyson. That's not the way you treat someone if you want them to visit.

I am happy to send Allyson's Dad a buck of STFU every month and possibly another buck of KISS ALLYSON'S ASS.

DH and I are contemplating a cage match between Owen and Olivia

Two Os enter; one O leaves.

sorry you're in the crappy dad club this week, Allyson. "I'm not just a client...I'm the President." (Yes, my dad bought this computer...but it was a rare oasis among the crappiness.) I'm sure I won't get a birthday gift now, or something.

We have a crazy wildfire west of us. It is SO windy there can't be any air support. People are being evacuated. Where we live the smoke is so thick. I felt gritty just walking outside. I hope they can get a handle on this soon. I know people who live out there and I'm worried for them.

Since y'all go there far more often than I do: would Trader Joe's have wakame and miso paste?

Since y'all go there far more often than I do: would Trader Joe's have wakame and miso paste?

I doubt it. Whole Foods definitely would.

Happy Birthday Allyson! I went to DC and back in your honor.

I promise not to bring up your ed loans on your birthday (or any other day). Have fun with your friends. Sounds like you need more sexytimes though!

Oh dear Suzi, how scary! I hope it is contained soon.

I am crazy tired. I should go right to bed but I'm sure I'll read a bit first. oops.