"My dad called me into the office this morning to show me a bill for my student loans"
Well, dad, it would cost a HELL of a lot more if I were going back now!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
"My dad called me into the office this morning to show me a bill for my student loans"
Well, dad, it would cost a HELL of a lot more if I were going back now!
Allyson, I know a certain LittleSister who would love to show off her 7-month-old bundle of joy, if you need to get away.
Go Team Ex Sex.
Man, I've had to send out the most official notifications I've never sent examples of before today, and this last one--everyone went home without telling me the information I needed to put in it, so I have to hope that people won't actually read it.
Except, here, they totally do, and I will get dinged for having no actual content. But the clock keeps ticking until the email went out, so I picked speed over accuracy. Whoops.
I vote we get Allyson's father's address and each send him a penny every couple of weeks for forever. Or we could send apples.
BLUE GLOVES OMG!! WE can total!y make him see our POINT!!!
We WRAP the apple IN the blue gloves. With Tabasco?
We could send nuts. Not nuts as in "please renew Jericho," but nuts as in "You're nuts to not be grateful every day just to have a daughter as awesome as Allyson."
Happy birthday, Allyson! I'm sorry your father is being a stupid head.
I can run into Kroger braless and in inside the house clothes, right?
Normally I would insist that inside clothes are not okay in outside places, but when you need to pick up meds, totally go as you are, man.
Allyson, happy birthday and sorry about the sucky visit.
I put on a bra. I just couldn't.