And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 26, 2012 8:17:27 am PDT #28116 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Birthday Happies, Allyson!


Burrell - Mar 26, 2012 8:17:53 am PDT #28117 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I think it gets people to fear everything outside the cult.

Which is kinda what they explicitly said was the point of the exercise. ::shudder::


Burrell - Mar 26, 2012 8:18:19 am PDT #28118 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh and happy birthday Allyson! You are a rock star!


§ ita § - Mar 26, 2012 8:19:24 am PDT #28119 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

he'd kind of have to be smarter than he looks.

I know I go on and on about Channing Tatum looking dumb, but that's really lazy shortcut for everything about him, not actually his looks. Which I just don't like, is all. What looks stupid about Ashton? I mean, he's really pretty, but that's nothing relevant.

But hardly anyone uses that irregular verb, right?

Well, if you don't count the Commonwealth, no.


msbelle - Mar 26, 2012 8:28:13 am PDT #28120 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

office moves at work = DRAMA. my particular department is entrenched in this crazy culture of everyone have giant wooden desks and their own offices. Most of the other departments have many many people in cubes. So now there is a shortage of space and offices are getting converted to accomadate 2 people because we have new hires and wah wah wah. My predecessor just told me that the type of work they do just CANNOT be done sharing offices. People are on calls and working together and and and. Of course I explained that all work could be done in shared spaces, except maybe HR and I did both fundraising, IT, and (obviously) support work that had me on the phone and making appts and talking with people all the time in a shared space where people just had to learn to shut their pie holes and adjust. She thinks it is OUTRAGEOUS! bless.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 26, 2012 8:30:49 am PDT #28121 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In Kutcher's case I think Stupid is as Stupid does, not as Stupid looks. I spent years hoping Punk'd would end with a prank on Charlton Heston or Robert Blake.

Here's hoping "We didn't mean it" doesn't prove to be a viable defense against kidnapping charges.


erikaj - Mar 26, 2012 8:31:03 am PDT #28122 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

not stupid, exactly, just goofy...maybe I still sort of think of him as Kelso?(Which, I know, acting and he's not. But then, he pulled pranks on people professionally for years...that didn't really help.) Your Kutcher may vary, of course.


Lee - Mar 26, 2012 8:31:38 am PDT #28123 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Happy Birthday Allyson!


erikaj - Mar 26, 2012 8:32:25 am PDT #28124 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Happy birthday, Allyson!


Sophia Brooks - Mar 26, 2012 8:33:28 am PDT #28125 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Happy Birthday Allyson!