I bought new tires and then drove to Memphis and saw the Broadway touring company of La Cage Aux Folles today. Christopher Sieber was amazing! George Hamilton was... well, at his age alive is doing pretty good.

it is not out of the way, if they are open on Sunday it will be easy.

Call'em first. Might lend legitimacy?

So I'd never tried the laser pointer out on Pumpkin. Sadly, lack batteries. But I opened the box of toys, reigniting Loki's awareness of it (it's an index card box) and now he's fitfully trying to get it off the shelf and then open it. Oops?

I apologise in advance for this, because it's some of a TOS of a hate site.

1) Zero tolerance for violence!. This is illegal and we do not condone nor support it.

4) No bashing any race of humans, another thing frowned upon here. Any reference of it will be deleted.

6) Also the obvious, no niggers are allowed.

8) We will allow the coalburning subject here only to illustrate the dangers involved to the humans choosing to participate in such heinous crimes against nature. Speak of the beatings and murders but avoid the spread of false information by implying that niggers possess the sexual prowess to steal our women. This is the myth they have been trying to convey for ages and we will not have any of it here. If you are dejected and sad that a nigger stole your girlfriend, go see Dr Phil. Coal burning threads and posts not involving the typical outcomes will be deleted and the authors warned.

9) The most important rule of all, have fun!

Also, we encourage you to participate in as many nigger-bashing forums as you want. But we will not tolerate any bad mouthing of our forum or any of our members, either here or anywhere else on the net. This will result in an instant ban with no warning whatsoever.

Also, if you are a lady, please feel free to approach Miss Ann or NigNog, our female Administrators, so we can open the ladies forum for you, we have a strong female element here at Chimpout and they will make you most welcome.

I'm trying to work out how this holds together. Niggers aren't human?

I haven't heard of this "coalburning" before. And I'm scared to google it...short version? What's a "typical outcome"?

And, oh yeah, they're lying about the violence thing. I stumbled upon their site reading about Trayvon Martin, and they were talking about taking up a collection for Zimmerman in order to pay him for having killed a nignog. Ook ook, eek eek.

In case you wondered if they were being consistent, or anything.

great pedicure, disappointing fullest manicure...and I left my two bottles of OPI at the salon. Should I go by tomorrow and try to convince them that 2 bottles out of the wall of polishes are mine, or just consider them a lost cause?

I vote call them now and leave a message, preferably with the names of the colors and the time of your mani/name of the lady who did yrs. Then they'll know when you show up.

I'm up way too late because my radio is playing the soundtrack to my youth: started out with Goodnight Irene at midnight hook, then into some Kingston Trio, then Seeger's Little Boxes (OMG) and then early Joan Baez. Now Dylan, damnit.

It's okay. I'm not going anywhere.

That's good!

That site however is deeply creepy, no beyond creepy, it's a glimpse into how evil perpetuates itself. I'm scared to find out what "coalburning" means but my guess is it refers to lynching.

Niggers aren't human?

Yeah, that's the only way I can parse the meaning, but then again, they may not put much stock in logical argument. And there's the creepy "women can meet up in the salon next door while we mens folk hang out in the saloon" vibe too! Patriarchal racists! And don't forget the most important rule of all, have fun!

Ugh, made the mistake of looking up "coal burning." Don't do it! It'll just make you even angrier.

What a bunch of assholes.

OTOH, being up too late means I just found out Taylor placed 3rd in her competition out in CA. Fantastic! She's a typical teen, vague on the details, but if they fly you out to CA to compete and you place third? Really something of merit!

I googled "coalburning" quotes important and the second result was the site I was looking at in the first place:

Filthy muscovite coalburning whores
www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?250623...coalburning...
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Yeah, so don't go to chimpout.com. I will, because I'm not allowed to, and it amuses me, even as it sickens me. And I want to know what Garnier Fructic Coalburning Ad could possibly mean,