You're talking to Serenity. And, Early... Serenity is very unhappy.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2012 6:43:40 pm PDT #28044 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I apologise in advance for this, because it's some of a TOS of a hate site.

1) Zero tolerance for violence!. This is illegal and we do not condone nor support it.

4) No bashing any race of humans, another thing frowned upon here. Any reference of it will be deleted.

6) Also the obvious, no niggers are allowed.

8) We will allow the coalburning subject here only to illustrate the dangers involved to the humans choosing to participate in such heinous crimes against nature. Speak of the beatings and murders but avoid the spread of false information by implying that niggers possess the sexual prowess to steal our women. This is the myth they have been trying to convey for ages and we will not have any of it here. If you are dejected and sad that a nigger stole your girlfriend, go see Dr Phil. Coal burning threads and posts not involving the typical outcomes will be deleted and the authors warned.

9) The most important rule of all, have fun!

Also, we encourage you to participate in as many nigger-bashing forums as you want. But we will not tolerate any bad mouthing of our forum or any of our members, either here or anywhere else on the net. This will result in an instant ban with no warning whatsoever.

Also, if you are a lady, please feel free to approach Miss Ann or NigNog, our female Administrators, so we can open the ladies forum for you, we have a strong female element here at Chimpout and they will make you most welcome.

I'm trying to work out how this holds together. Niggers aren't human?

I haven't heard of this "coalburning" before. And I'm scared to google it...short version? What's a "typical outcome"?

And, oh yeah, they're lying about the violence thing. I stumbled upon their site reading about Trayvon Martin, and they were talking about taking up a collection for Zimmerman in order to pay him for having killed a nignog. Ook ook, eek eek.

In case you wondered if they were being consistent, or anything.


meara - Mar 24, 2012 6:47:20 pm PDT #28045 of 30001

great pedicure, disappointing fullest manicure...and I left my two bottles of OPI at the salon. Should I go by tomorrow and try to convince them that 2 bottles out of the wall of polishes are mine, or just consider them a lost cause?

I vote call them now and leave a message, preferably with the names of the colors and the time of your mani/name of the lady who did yrs. Then they'll know when you show up.


sarameg - Mar 24, 2012 7:56:55 pm PDT #28046 of 30001

I'm up way too late because my radio is playing the soundtrack to my youth: started out with Goodnight Irene at midnight hook, then into some Kingston Trio, then Seeger's Little Boxes (OMG) and then early Joan Baez. Now Dylan, damnit.


Burrell - Mar 24, 2012 8:02:15 pm PDT #28047 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

It's okay. I'm not going anywhere.

That's good!

That site however is deeply creepy, no beyond creepy, it's a glimpse into how evil perpetuates itself. I'm scared to find out what "coalburning" means but my guess is it refers to lynching.

Niggers aren't human?

Yeah, that's the only way I can parse the meaning, but then again, they may not put much stock in logical argument. And there's the creepy "women can meet up in the salon next door while we mens folk hang out in the saloon" vibe too! Patriarchal racists! And don't forget the most important rule of all, have fun!


Burrell - Mar 24, 2012 8:05:50 pm PDT #28048 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ugh, made the mistake of looking up "coal burning." Don't do it! It'll just make you even angrier.

What a bunch of assholes.


sarameg - Mar 24, 2012 8:09:12 pm PDT #28049 of 30001

OTOH, being up too late means I just found out Taylor placed 3rd in her competition out in CA. Fantastic! She's a typical teen, vague on the details, but if they fly you out to CA to compete and you place third? Really something of merit!


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2012 8:10:05 pm PDT #28050 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I googled "coalburning" quotes important and the second result was the site I was looking at in the first place:

Filthy muscovite coalburning whores
www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?250623...coalburning...
10 posts - 9 authors - Mar 10
Warning, you will vomit. >[link] Garnier Fructis Coalburning Ad‎ - Mar 6, 2012
Disgusting Coalburning Wigger Kills For Nigger‎ - Jan 16, 2012
Windows 7 coalburning ad‎ - Sep 24, 2011
coalburning whore shotgunned in the face‎ - Mar 26, 2010

More results from chimpout.com »

Yeah, so don't go to chimpout.com. I will, because I'm not allowed to, and it amuses me, even as it sickens me. And I want to know what Garnier Fructic Coalburning Ad could possibly mean,


Burrell - Mar 24, 2012 9:17:57 pm PDT #28051 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Hey chimpout.com was the site where I found a definition of coalburning. That's the site you quoted above? I'm gonna stand by my bunch of assholes comment.


§ ita § - Mar 25, 2012 1:31:15 am PDT #28052 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If you want a list of ads with campaigns worth supplying that you might not have noticed, look here: www.antiwhitemedia.com/. The whining is icing on the racist cake of fail.

Remember, kids: anti racist means anti white.


§ ita § - Mar 25, 2012 2:42:58 am PDT #28053 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Poor visit tonight. The attending told me to go home and come back if I wanted a second dose, but he wouldn't put it in writing. So, I'm going home, and I will likely be back in a few hours, and they will treat me like shit, because I was just here.

The first dose took the headache somewhere more reasonable, but I still can't drive with this much pain. Someone needs to fix something, and I don't care who it is. I can't keep going this. It's going beyond my abilities to cope.

I don't feel like I'm asking for much, you know?