Now I feel like I'm letting the department down, what with my total lack of sex work.
Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.
Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Mar 22, 2012 8:17:20 pm PDT #27809 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
DavidS - Mar 22, 2012 8:33:11 pm PDT #27810 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Now I feel like I'm letting the department down, what with my total lack of sex work.
Fencing is cool! Possibly even more cool than stripping. Maybe if you could combine them; just a thought.
DavidS - Mar 22, 2012 8:36:38 pm PDT #27811 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
But I thought everybody that went to Brown went into comedy. Comedy and semiotics and fencing and sex work, apparently.
I like that resume.
No wait...Emma Watson is merely a millionaire actress and occasional fashion model.
Lee - Mar 22, 2012 8:48:11 pm PDT #27812 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I just spilled bourbon on the cat.
Oops
-t - Mar 22, 2012 8:50:23 pm PDT #27813 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Man, I shoulda gone to Brown.
Which cat, Lee?
DavidS - Mar 22, 2012 8:51:09 pm PDT #27814 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I just spilled bourbon on the cat.
Is the cat licking it off, or giving you a pissy look?
Lee - Mar 22, 2012 8:52:59 pm PDT #27815 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Bubba, who just had his first bath too.
He is not very happy with me right now.
DavidS - Mar 22, 2012 8:57:56 pm PDT #27816 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
He is not very happy with me right now.
So a Bourbon bath is right out?
-t - Mar 22, 2012 8:58:59 pm PDT #27817 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Aw, and a bath followed by bourbon sounds so nice for people who aren't cats.
DavidS - Mar 22, 2012 9:08:31 pm PDT #27818 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Aw, and a bath followed by bourbon sounds so nice for people who aren't cats.
People who aren't cats have specialized interests with Not Licking Their Genitals being at the top. Generally speaking. There are always a few outliers.