Buffistas

A ghost? What's the deal? Is every frat on this campus haunted? And if so, why do people keep coming to these parties, cause it's not the snacks.

Xander ,'Dirty Girls'

Natter 69: Practically names itself.

Closed Threads

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

First Previous Next Last Recent

DavidS - Mar 22, 2012 7:52:15 pm PDT #27808 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Please tell me she had violet eyes. Please please please.

No, and I didn't check to see if she had a beautiful singing voice. I think brown hair and brown eyes from Brown.

But she was totally cool! I was on a flight that had a long (4 hour) layover at Newark (People's Express!) and she badgered me into taking the bus into Manhattan and poking around and doing stuff instead of sitting in Newark. In fact, she gave me the bus money.

Also, she initiated the conversation. And talked a lot about the stripping experience, noting that doing four hours shifts had her in great shape. And that she never got pawed over because of the bouncers. (Most of her stripping was in NJ.)

I've met curiously generous people going into and out of Manhattan, actually. We had a cabbie once willing to take us from Battery Park to the Bronx for like six dollars.

amych - Mar 22, 2012 8:17:20 pm PDT #27809 of 30001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Now I feel like I'm letting the department down, what with my total lack of sex work.

DavidS - Mar 22, 2012 8:33:11 pm PDT #27810 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Now I feel like I'm letting the department down, what with my total lack of sex work.

Fencing is cool! Possibly even more cool than stripping. Maybe if you could combine them; just a thought.

DavidS - Mar 22, 2012 8:36:38 pm PDT #27811 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But I thought everybody that went to Brown went into comedy. Comedy and semiotics and fencing and sex work, apparently.

I like that resume.

No wait...Emma Watson is merely a millionaire actress and occasional fashion model.

Lee - Mar 22, 2012 8:48:11 pm PDT #27812 of 30001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I just spilled bourbon on the cat.

Oops

-t - Mar 22, 2012 8:50:23 pm PDT #27813 of 30001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Man, I shoulda gone to Brown.

Which cat, Lee?

DavidS - Mar 22, 2012 8:51:09 pm PDT #27814 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I just spilled bourbon on the cat.

Is the cat licking it off, or giving you a pissy look?

Lee - Mar 22, 2012 8:52:59 pm PDT #27815 of 30001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Bubba, who just had his first bath too.

He is not very happy with me right now.

DavidS - Mar 22, 2012 8:57:56 pm PDT #27816 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

He is not very happy with me right now.

So a Bourbon bath is right out?

-t - Mar 22, 2012 8:58:59 pm PDT #27817 of 30001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Aw, and a bath followed by bourbon sounds so nice for people who aren't cats.

First Previous Next Last Recent