I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 20, 2012 11:21:16 am PDT #27381 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This is definitely, explicitly a teamaker, although it will also boil water. But tea is its raison d'etre. And, good god, is it ever bonus-only material. I can't believe people actually can buy stuff like this as a normal part of life.

I mean, I am that shallow. I want that life. I want that tea.

Now to shop around for better prices.


shrift - Mar 20, 2012 11:21:54 am PDT #27382 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I am forcing myself to do onerous tasks. I made three phone calls where I had to talk to strangers about business-y things!


Atropa - Mar 20, 2012 11:38:29 am PDT #27383 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Let me know if you have questions or anything, mmmk?

Oh, I will, Erin. Have no fear of that.

I'm feeling pretty confident about the interview. I know what they're looking for, at least two of the team know who I am, and two fairly important employees at the company are friends of mine and have been muttering about talking to people and saying, "Just. Fucking HIRE HER. We need her."

It's just the pre-interview prep and jitters that are a drag.


Liese S. - Mar 20, 2012 11:38:33 am PDT #27384 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Go, shrift!

I have onerosity to do, but instead I'm hanging out with the SO who is watching a show on UFO Nazi conspiracies with great gusto. We are shouting, "Nazi's!" at the screen at random intervals. I'm still unclear on what the actual conspiracy is supposed to be, but I'm sure it's absolutely true.

I would totally be that person and live that life and buy that teakettle were I able. It looks awesome and you need to have it. And then I need to come over for tea.

While I was in Santa Fe it was clear to me that if I ever wanted to be a rich person, Santa Fe rich people were who I wanted to be. Most wealthy person stuff doesn't tempt me much, but I could see myself living that way.


-t - Mar 20, 2012 12:03:40 pm PDT #27385 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That tea maker is awesome, so it clearly should be yours, ita. And then post video of it working so I can ooh and ahh over the tea being moved around. So cool.

Good luck, Jilli, though it sounds as if you shouldn't need much!

I'm doing laundry! t /Tick Including folding the clean sheets that have been sitting in a basket in my bedroom for maybe two months. There's no reason for that kind of sloth, self.


le nubian - Mar 20, 2012 12:06:09 pm PDT #27386 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

good luck Jilli. Your fabulousness will knock them off their feets.

BTW, y'all have you heard "This American Life" this week? Ho-ly shit. I now know what a pissed Ira Glass sounds like. I mean he is fucking pissed. He is calm about it, but make no mistake, the man is pissed. For the WHOLE episode.

Whew.


Ginger - Mar 20, 2012 12:10:03 pm PDT #27387 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

And, good god, is it ever bonus-only material.

If I paid that much for a tea-maker, it would have to make the tea and bring it to me when I said "Earl Gray."


le nubian - Mar 20, 2012 12:10:51 pm PDT #27388 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

or when I clap twice.


Kate P. - Mar 20, 2012 12:11:07 pm PDT #27389 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

le nub, I actually had to turn it off -- listening to Mike Daisey justify/rationalize his lies was making me cringe so hard I couldn't take it anymore.


le nubian - Mar 20, 2012 12:14:03 pm PDT #27390 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Kate,

It really is incredible, isn't it? I am glad Ira Glass didn't punch him in the face!