Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.

Wash ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Mar 16, 2012 8:42:46 pm PDT #26913 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Also, for financial analysts and gambling enthusiasts:

Shannon and his wife Betty also used to go on weekends to Las Vegas with M.I.T. mathematician Ed Thorp,[25] and made very successful forays in blackjack using game theory type methods co-developed with fellow Bell Labs associate, physicist John L. Kelly Jr. based on principles of information theory.[26] They made a fortune, as detailed in the book Fortune's Formula by William Poundstone and corroborated by the writings of Elwyn Berlekamp,[27] Kelly's research assistant in 1960 and 1962.[3] Shannon and Thorp also applied the same theory, later known as the Kelly criterion, to the stock market with even better results.[28] Over the decades, Kelly's scientific formula has become a part of mainstream investment theory[29] and the most prominent users, well-known and successful billionaire investors Warren Buffett,[30][31] Bill Gross[32] and Jim Simons use Kelly methods. Warren Buffett met Thorp the first time in 1968. It's said that Buffett uses a form of the Kelly criterion in deciding how much money to put into various holdings. Also Elwyn Berlekamp had applied the same logical algorithm for Axcom Trading Advisors, an alternative investment management company, that he had founded. Berlekamp's company was acquired by Jim Simons and his Renaissance Technologies Corp hedge fund in 1992, whereafter its investment instruments were either subsumed into (or essentially renamed as) Renaissance's flagship Medallion Fund. But as Kelly's original paper demonstrates, the criterion is only valid when the investment or "game" is played many times over, with the same probability of winning or losing each time, and the same payout ratio.[33]

The theory was also exploited by the famous MIT Blackjack Team, which was a group of students and ex-students from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Harvard Business School, Harvard University, and other leading colleges who used card-counting techniques and other sophisticated strategies to beat casinos at blackjack worldwide. The team and its successors operated successfully from 1979 through the beginning of the 21st century. Many other blackjack teams have been formed around the world with the goal of beating the casinos.

Claude Shannon's card count techniques were explained in Bringing Down the House, the best-selling book published in 2003 about the MIT Blackjack Team by Ben Mezrich. In 2008, the book was adapted into a drama film titled 21.


DavidS - Mar 16, 2012 8:45:18 pm PDT #26914 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

How many of them BREATHE FIRE?

Considering he made a flame-throwing trumpet for fun, I would hope all of them.


Polter-Cow - Mar 16, 2012 8:50:28 pm PDT #26915 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I just realized that the 30% of my Facebook feed that has been incomprehensible the last few days has been about March Madness or whatever. The basketball one, not the fandom one.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 16, 2012 9:51:20 pm PDT #26916 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

And the LA marathon is Sunday. AGAIN. Why do people keep running? Between me and the hospital? This means the ride home will involve the freeway and cost 3x the normal amount.

Is it possible that paying a cabbie to drive through the race would be less expensive? I know that would be an option in NYC. (In Boston you could probably pay him to mow down marathon runners on the way...)


§ ita § - Mar 17, 2012 3:38:34 am PDT #26917 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is it possible that paying a cabbie to drive through the race would be less expensive?

It's not a legal option, if that's what you mean. The road is closed.


Jesse - Mar 17, 2012 4:24:21 am PDT #26918 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So I thought the bacon that had been in the freezer would be OK, but I started cooking some, and it didn't smell right, so everything goes! And now I feel weird, which must be psychosomatic, because I just ate a bagel with butter and coffee with new milk. ALL FINE.

I am kind of excited to go buy All The Things at TJ's and also the supermarket....


§ ita § - Mar 17, 2012 4:34:34 am PDT #26919 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I had an impostor dream last night, and even though I didn't fall asleep until way late, I decided to get up, because if I finished the dream and got found out--death. I can't remember who would die, though. Would they kill me, because I was an impostor? Or would I have to kill someone to protect my secret?

That's really the sort of thing that makes a difference.

Well, also sleep makes a difference. But I don't know if I missed out on that window. Likely.


Kat - Mar 17, 2012 4:45:14 am PDT #26920 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

ita, is it Wilshire that is being shut down (or Santa Monica?) I am on the westside today. But if you needed me to drive one of your ways, I could do it pretty early. Then we can take the freeway for free.


Sheryl - Mar 17, 2012 4:52:09 am PDT #26921 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Another lazy Saturday morning here.


tommyrot - Mar 17, 2012 5:44:31 am PDT #26922 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Claude Shannon didn't ring a bell, but I must have encountered him while reading about information theory.