There's a green silk tie on eBay that has a tiny Meerschaum pipe and deerstalker pattern, and I want it. If only I wore ties.
Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.
Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Zenkitty - Mar 16, 2012 6:22:30 am PDT #26770 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Jessica - Mar 16, 2012 6:23:02 am PDT #26771 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
They're also called false labor - they're sort of practice contractions that you get in the 3rd trimester as your body is prepping to get the baby out.
§ ita § - Mar 16, 2012 6:25:00 am PDT #26772 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If only I wore ties.
All you have to do to wear ties is wear ties. Well, I suppose, a shirt that's reasonable to wear ties with is good too. I mean, I don't wear ties now, but once I start, that's done with!
Man, I'm so glad Community is back.
msbelle - Mar 16, 2012 6:40:11 am PDT #26773 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
mac has slept over at the grandparents for 2 nights in a row, unplanned, and without me. First time this has happened EVER. So proud of him. Really hope this means I can take some weekend trips at some point (New Orleans, Austin, Las Cruces - I am looking at you all).
Work is pretty empty today and I am trying to take advantage of it, but doing some filing and supply cabinet reorganization/consolidation. I managed to clean out five file drawers thus far.
Zenkitty - Mar 16, 2012 6:42:09 am PDT #26774 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
All you have to do to wear ties is wear ties.
True, but also of, say, fluffy ruffles, or miniskirts, which I also don't wear. I could wear them, but I feel like I look silly in them.
Granted, I was a lot more bold in my sartorial choices when I was thin. Now I feel like I look silly in anything except a black t-shirt and jeans.
Calli - Mar 16, 2012 6:43:48 am PDT #26775 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I wore skirts two days this week and you'd think I'd come in Chanel each time from the reaction I got. I'd just been thinking, hey, it's in the 80s, I've had a pedi and my legs are shaved—why not? But apparently I've been wearing trousers so much that skirts are a thing for me.
I liked the feedback, though, so I'll probably do this more often.
§ ita § - Mar 16, 2012 6:45:59 am PDT #26776 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I feel like I look silly in them
That in the end is up to you. I suppose a tie will look strange over my breasts, but, like ruffles, I don't really care.
Jesse - Mar 16, 2012 6:55:42 am PDT #26777 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yeah, there are a ton of things I think look silly on me, but I know that's just me in most cases. Doesn't matter! I will continue to not wear them..
le nubian - Mar 16, 2012 7:02:15 am PDT #26778 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
All:
I need a fucking vacation. Also? I need to be able to sit down for several hours and think without bullshit.
How can I make this happen?
bon bon - Mar 16, 2012 7:09:47 am PDT #26779 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
ita, who are you facing? Why do you guys need to dress up? I thought your customers were internal.