'Day' is a vestigial mode of time measurement based on solar cycles. It's not applicable. I didn't get you anything.

River ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Mar 11, 2012 6:20:55 am PDT #26213 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hooray for shoulder mobility and seed alphabetizing!


Ginger - Mar 11, 2012 6:30:17 am PDT #26214 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I got her to sort the seed packets alphabetically

Could I rent her to sort my tax documents?

Yay shower!


ChiKat - Mar 11, 2012 6:40:06 am PDT #26215 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy birthday, tommyrot!!!!


Lee - Mar 11, 2012 6:46:52 am PDT #26216 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Happy Birthday Tommyrot!


SuziQ - Mar 11, 2012 6:48:57 am PDT #26217 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I think I'ma gonna crawl back in bed. Slept like crap last night and I'm already nodding off. I want to see a movie, darn it.


§ ita § - Mar 11, 2012 6:49:19 am PDT #26218 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, this might seem like random TMNT to you, but bear with me. April is one of their human...sidekicks? She's kinda cool, A TV reporter. About 25.

But, boy, does she ever get fucked over in the merchandising. I'm skipping the doll where she's in a leopard-print swimsuit and called "The Ninja Newscaster", because I don't hate you that much. These dolls represent pretty much her zenith and nadir of representation and usefulness and...objectification.

Motherfuck. Vital Babetistics. My pride hurts.


JZ - Mar 11, 2012 6:58:47 am PDT #26219 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Happy birthday, tommyrot!

That just ain't right. I say you claim an hour of birthday come Fall when we get it back.

I endorse this plan. Bonus birthday hour this fall!


Jesse - Mar 11, 2012 7:12:17 am PDT #26220 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Suzi, just take care of yourself, whatever that means.

I kind of love both of those, flea.

Brunch has been achieved, but now I would like a nap myself.


Amy - Mar 11, 2012 7:20:17 am PDT #26221 of 30001
Because books.

A nap is always a good idea, Suzi.

Happy birthday, tommyrot, with cake and many good wishes!

Second loaf of Irish soda bread is in the oven; the neighbors are having a big Irish dinner tonight (a week early) and we're invited. I wish I liked corned beef and cabbage better. Or ... at all. But I hear there will also be potato soup.


beth b - Mar 11, 2012 7:25:37 am PDT #26222 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

happy birthday tommyrot