I own neither argyle nor Spanx. I wore hose with garter belts until they introduced that magical pantyhose. (I sure am old)

I still almost never wear hosiery. Even at fancier events here women go bare legged. About the only time I would is a business function if I weren't wearing pants. I think the last time I did was a funeral. On the rare occasion I do they are uncomfortably warm.

I always feel like thigh highs look much better on a model than me--they seem to just dig into my thighs--not in a painful way, but in a "now I have a dent in my thigh silhouette" kinda way, bulging above. But if I try them larger they fall down.

Yep, that's dcp.

They officially make man-spanx. Except I see they've now changed the name to Manx: [link]

Also, uterine prolapse is for real and no joke. But failing that, uteruses do not tend to wander.

I think I might have wine and chips for dinner. That's OK, right?

Potatoes and grapes, what could be healthier?

flea,

LOL. you are LYING. I am laughing too hard to click that link.

Timelies all!

Don't own any Spanx. Control-top pantyhose is bad enough, IMO. Besides, most of the time I'm dressed kinda casual.

Going to a concert tonight.

uteruses do not tend to wander.

Then what are Spanx even FOR?!?

THE MAN.

And, I suppose, Manx are for The Woman? Does She exist?

You know how we always warn each other not to read the comments? well, if you can't resist, here's a short-cut - comments to any PETA article. More or less.