Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sumi - Mar 02, 2012 10:09:06 am PST #24934 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Poor pony with hayfever.


brenda m - Mar 02, 2012 10:09:12 am PST #24935 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Our bonuses do not have 401k contributions taken out by default - you have to elect that specifically every year if you want it. So those are the emails we get. The idea of suspending your regular contributions so that 401k didn't hit the bonus seems kind of misguided. How many people forget or delay reupping?


§ ita § - Mar 02, 2012 10:09:35 am PST #24936 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Part of it is that I feel my 401K is completely useless, and I just pay into it because it's entirely dumb not to, but I'll still be working for the rest of my life anyway.

eta:

How many people forget or delay reupping?

Exactly.


Connie Neil - Mar 02, 2012 10:11:13 am PST #24937 of 30001
brillig

The only problem we ran into with the waterbed was Cat Mondu, who rightfully acquired his title of Bubble Hunter. He cold spot a bubble through three layers of blanket and sheet and mattress cover, and more than once we'd wake up to soggy covers and a proud cat. "I got it, Daddy!"


tommyrot - Mar 02, 2012 10:13:27 am PST #24938 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This made me LOL:

Dog's Dream Comes True

A local tennis instructor gave this family 300 used tennis balls because their Lab loves tennis balls. This playtime, he hit the jackpot!


SuziQ - Mar 02, 2012 10:36:13 am PST #24939 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Back to the not matching expectations when meeting in real life convo... My mom worked for Kaiser many years ago and had worked with a gal over the phone who would eventually become her best friend. But based on the phone conversations and mom's Persian married name, the friend had decided mom was a militant black muslim. IDEK. The friend never told mom this until they actually met in person and the friend said there was no way mom could be who she said cause she was white. I think they bonded over that confusion and then became fast friends.


Typo Boy - Mar 02, 2012 10:59:32 am PST #24940 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Yeah, I would not put any of the bonus into 401K, and instead put whatever percentage you think right into short terms savings. In today's economy lots of chances for short term emergencies, so building up short term savings is important. Yeah 401K can be tapped in emergency, but the penalty is pretty ouchie. With irregular income, better to divide between short term savings and shit you will enjoy (either having or remembering).


lisah - Mar 02, 2012 11:15:44 am PST #24941 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

I just got a bonus today!! 401k was not taken out and that was not offered to us as an option.


Zenkitty - Mar 02, 2012 11:34:11 am PST #24942 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Just got my first paycheck post-raise. Difference is $42 dollars more. Whee. Sadly, I know a couple people got even less.


shrift - Mar 02, 2012 11:49:12 am PST #24943 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

So, you guys have 401K taken out of your bonuses? I don't usually get a bonus! I don't know how this works!

Since my bonus is taxed at a higher rate than my regular salary, I've been slinging my bonus into my pre-tax 401K. I take full advantage of the company match. And I don't spend it if I don't see it.

But I spent most of my 20s doing little in the way of retirement planning, so I'm trying to make up for lost time.