Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

'War Stories'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Beverly - Oct 04, 2011 5:22:34 pm PDT #226 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Oh no, ita! I hope it's fixable. And you're not damaged.

sarameg, that's so cool!

Brenda, that's more than mortal woman should be asked to bear, especially all at one time. I do hope you're able to at least space it out a bit, and carve out some time for yourself in there. Also--the doggy face was irresistible.

Tommy, we've been to the USSNC several times--it's pretty awesome, both in the hugeness of the ship, and in the smallness of the interior spaces. If I'd been male at the time, drafted for the Navy and put in a sub or a battleship, I'd just have begged to be summarily shot. Those places are just too small and tight--can't breathe. But Monica is cute, and I'm glad you guys had fun exploring the USSAL.


Amy - Oct 04, 2011 5:22:55 pm PDT #227 of 30001
Because books.

Did she hit her head? Have the police or EMTs arrived?


le nubian - Oct 04, 2011 5:24:19 pm PDT #228 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

goodness ita.

talk about something you don't need right now.

do you think your car is totaled?


§ ita § - Oct 04, 2011 5:25:32 pm PDT #229 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

We didn't call the police or anything. It was at a four way stop, so we were moving pretty slowly. No airbags deployed. She's having a hard time understanding me and remebering what I said. Doesn't make her look great. Where the fuck is the tow truck ? All this for a block?


tommyrot - Oct 04, 2011 5:28:37 pm PDT #230 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tommy, we've been to the USSNC several times--it's pretty awesome, both in the hugeness of the ship, and in the smallness of the interior spaces.

Huh. I was just reading that the Alabama and the other ships of its class had less interior space than the earlier North Carolina class, so they made the bunks smaller and stuff.

The only modern warship I've been on is the Nimitz. Very roomy in comparison.


§ ita § - Oct 04, 2011 5:28:51 pm PDT #231 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The blue book on this can't be too much. I am seriously worried that it is totalled. Hey, is that a tow truck in the distance?


tommyrot - Oct 04, 2011 5:29:13 pm PDT #232 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

She's having a hard time understanding me and remebering what I said. Doesn't make her look great.

Do you think she's under the influence?


Burrell - Oct 04, 2011 5:32:33 pm PDT #233 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh ita !, I'm sorry. What a rotten end to the day.


Consuela - Oct 04, 2011 5:42:21 pm PDT #234 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

ita, consider calling the cops. In fact, I think one is supposed to call the cops for any accident with significant damage. If her insurance company refuses to cover your claims, you may need a police report substantiating your information that she is altered.


sarameg - Oct 04, 2011 5:49:44 pm PDT #235 of 30001

Please call the cops.