I don't give a good gorram about relevant, Wash. Or objective. And I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it. You and I would make one beautiful baby. And I want to meet that child one day. Period.

Zoe ,'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Dec 22, 2011 4:33:47 am PST #12583 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

bonny, I am so sorry. It's the hardest and most heartbreaking decision anyone with a beloved pet has to make, and it's one that everyone who's had animals in their lives has had to face. And it's utterly sorrowful every time, even when you're absolutely certain down to the marrow of your bones that it is the right decision. So much love to Bartleby and to you.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 22, 2011 4:46:10 am PST #12584 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Sorry to hear about Bartleby, bonny.


Cashmere - Dec 22, 2011 4:50:59 am PST #12585 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm so sorry, Bonny.


tommyrot - Dec 22, 2011 4:52:25 am PST #12586 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm so sorry, bonny.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 22, 2011 4:57:31 am PST #12587 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Very sorry for your loss, bonny.


Jesse - Dec 22, 2011 5:14:21 am PST #12588 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

This made me laugh: Pool reporters follow Obama to Best Buy, ruin Sasha and Malia's Christmas.


smonster - Dec 22, 2011 5:22:15 am PST #12589 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I thought that might be an Onion article, but no.

"The girls beat me every time on these dance games," he said, "but you'll never get a picture of me (playing) because I get graded F every time."

I wanna see the POTUS play Just Dance!!


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 22, 2011 5:48:36 am PST #12590 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

I don't know where all the recent productivity came from, but I met two overlapping deadlines yesterday, got praised by the client for doing great work, have all my Christmas stuff taken care of except for actually delivering the presents/cards, and my house is cleaner and neater than it has been in ages.


Tom Scola - Dec 22, 2011 5:51:02 am PST #12591 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS

You obviously have all of my productivity, Matt.


Connie Neil - Dec 22, 2011 5:51:04 am PST #12592 of 30001
brillig

Our QA department is baking cookies in the kitchen for us. I do like this time of year.