Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

Wash ,'Serenity'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Oct 04, 2011 11:38:04 am PDT #119 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I can't wear turtlenecks. My head is enormous. Like James Van Der Beek. It's like a pumpkin.


JenP - Oct 04, 2011 11:38:38 am PDT #120 of 30001

I'm in charcoal! And jeans

Then we are twins at this party. And what an awesome party it is!


Amy - Oct 04, 2011 11:40:07 am PDT #121 of 30001
Because books.

I would wear turtlenecks all year round if I could.

Wow, I need a nap.


Burrell - Oct 04, 2011 11:40:13 am PDT #122 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

My neck rebels against turtle necks. They tickle and itch and drive me nuts.


Atropa - Oct 04, 2011 11:41:42 am PDT #123 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Today is leggings with pink bats, black bloomers, and a Halloween t-shirt day. Also known as Clean All The Things day or chores day around the house.


Cashmere - Oct 04, 2011 11:44:18 am PDT #124 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I can't wear turtlenecks. My head is enormous. Like James Van Der Beek. It's like a pumpkin.

What about the ones they make for little kids that snap on the side?

I'm in my standard derby tee and black yoga pants. I need to finish putting groceries away and vacuum the floor.


JenP - Oct 04, 2011 11:46:29 am PDT #125 of 30001

I waffle. I have learned that not wearing a good bra is a particularly bad idea with me and turtle necks. Not that wearing a not-good bra is ever a great idea if you have notions about such things, but for whatever reason, my girls need to be lifted as perfectly as they can be or, blech. I guess there's not much break in the visual scene but for the boobs in a turtle neck. Even with a necklace. I learned the lesson for real from a picture. Yikes.


§ ita § - Oct 04, 2011 11:46:53 am PDT #126 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I love turtlenecks. My red silk knit one is my absolute favourite. It's soft to the touch and hangs so well. And a great brilliant red.

I am very disappointed in everyone who didn't pink. Very.

One of the questions my sleep psych was insistent on was whether or not I changed out of my sleep clothes. I told her that if I wasn't going out of the house that day, and I had slept in more than my underwear, probably not. And then she was all "You have to leave the house every day. For about 2 hours."

Umm, no?


Atropa - Oct 04, 2011 11:47:45 am PDT #127 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I am very disappointed in everyone who didn't pink. Very.

The pink bats on my leggings totally count. So do the pink streaks in my hair, right?


Amy - Oct 04, 2011 11:51:26 am PDT #128 of 30001
Because books.

Why do you have to leave the house? I've gone whole weekends without leaving the house.

I did take Sara to the bus *in* my sleep clothes yesterday morning, though. With an added sweater and actual shoes.

Signed,

Classiest Mom at the Bus Stop