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'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Feb 26, 2012 12:35:45 pm PST #8587 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm so sorry, Sail.


ChiKat - Feb 26, 2012 1:00:02 pm PST #8588 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, Sail. I am so sorry. There should be a law that pets can't die and they need to stay healthy and happy forever.


SailAweigh - Feb 26, 2012 1:15:37 pm PST #8589 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Forever would be nice. Tucker was just one of the sweetest cats ever. He didn't like laps, but he was perfectly happy to sit next to you on whichever piece of furniture you inhabited. He didn't like to drink from the water bowl, so he would wait on the bathmat next to the tub until I was finished showering and then he'd hop right in and start licking all the water off the bottom of the tub. He did toilets too, anything with running water. Now Elliot has started waiting while I shower and while he doesn't hop into the tub, he hops up on the edge until I'm done toweling off. It's like he thinks he has to fill in for Tucker. Sometimes it's sweet, sometimes it just makes me want to cry.


Strix - Feb 26, 2012 1:55:30 pm PST #8590 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Sail, I am very sorry. It's really hard to lose something beloved.


Calli - Feb 26, 2012 2:02:20 pm PST #8591 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm sorry about Tucker, SailAway.


smonster - Feb 26, 2012 2:18:19 pm PST #8592 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh, Sail. It has been an absolutely wretched season for Buffista pets, I don't even know. I"m so sorry about Tucker, and glad you still have Eliot.

Spent time today helping StW move power tools out of his ex's shed. She wasn't there. Then we got pizza and watched Colbert. He just left to go do more work. I thought about doing the temptress thing, but I've got shit to do as well. Busy busy, both of us.


Connie Neil - Feb 26, 2012 2:19:14 pm PST #8593 of 30001
brillig

There's a realistic Harlequin title "No Time for Tempting."


JenP - Feb 26, 2012 2:27:16 pm PST #8594 of 30001

I'm so sorry, Sail. So hard.


askye - Feb 26, 2012 2:32:53 pm PST #8595 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

I'm sorry Sail, I know how hard it is to lose a beloved pet.


smonster - Feb 26, 2012 2:33:19 pm PST #8596 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

There's a realistic Harlequin title "No Time for Tempting."

With a split screen cover of StW in his habitual blue hoodie, but no t-shirt, in an exaggeratedly studious pose in front of a laptop; and me, passed out asleep as the clock shows 9 pm, seductive in skully long johns and surround by snoring pets.