Mal: You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you here looking at me like I owe him something? Jayne: Wishing I could, Captain.

'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Maria - Feb 24, 2012 11:28:45 am PST #8442 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

His parents shut off his cell phone today. I didn't get a chance to record his outgoing message. They were supposed to call me before they did it.


smonster - Feb 24, 2012 11:31:04 am PST #8443 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Damn, Maria. Just... damn.


-t - Feb 24, 2012 11:40:37 am PST #8444 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, that's hard. I'm sorry, honey.


Ginger - Feb 24, 2012 11:47:11 am PST #8445 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

{{Maria}}


JZ - Feb 24, 2012 11:50:54 am PST #8446 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, Maria. Oh, love.


SailAweigh - Feb 24, 2012 11:55:30 am PST #8447 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Aw, man. {{Maria}}


Strix - Feb 24, 2012 12:07:03 pm PST #8448 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, honey.


Zenkitty - Feb 24, 2012 12:53:33 pm PST #8449 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Oh, Maria. That's hard. I'm sorry.


le nubian - Feb 24, 2012 1:00:21 pm PST #8450 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Oh man, Maria.


Ginger - Feb 24, 2012 1:06:31 pm PST #8451 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

All of this weirdness finally bounced back to my PCP, who just called me to say this had been handled all wrong, she'd talked to a gastroenterologist and gastroenterology will call me Monday or Tuesday. The bad news is that they're probably going to want to look at my whole damn intestinal tract. Everyone seems to think the odds are it's something like an ulcer, which would be the good news.

Sigh.