I wonder if those bizarre "Colonoscopy Sweepstakes" ads on CBS have increased demand.
Those freak me out. Ozzie Osbourne does not make me want to get a colonoscopy.
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Steph L. - Feb 24, 2012 8:51:51 am PST #8412 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Typo Boy - Feb 24, 2012 8:58:22 am PST #8413 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
I think the colonoscopy sweepstakes is a perfect symbol of our healthcare system.
Sean K - Feb 24, 2012 9:16:10 am PST #8414 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Somehow, no longer possessing a cable subscription and thus no longer watching commercial television, I have completely missed this... "colonoscopy sweepstakes."
Ginger - Feb 24, 2012 9:20:22 am PST #8415 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Those freak me out. Ozzie Osbourne does not make me want to get a colonoscopy.
At least he isn't ruining something you wanted to do.
Calli - Feb 24, 2012 9:22:13 am PST #8416 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
The last thing I was told was my doctor has to personally call them to convince them to give me an appointment.
That's ridiculous. Are people really filling up the schedule with a ton of frivolous colonoscopies? I hope your doctor can get it straightened out with minimal bother for you.
Steph L. - Feb 24, 2012 9:25:44 am PST #8417 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Somehow, no longer possessing a cable subscription and thus no longer watching commercial television, I have completely missed this... "colonoscopy sweepstakes."
I saw the commercial during the one TV show I watch all week. I couldn't escape it, even with non-cable-TV! Damn you Ozzy Osbourne!
Kate P. - Feb 24, 2012 9:27:06 am PST #8418 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Somehow, no longer possessing a cable subscription and thus no longer watching commercial television, I have completely missed this... "colonoscopy sweepstakes."
Me too, and I'm not entirely sure I want to know what it is.
Are people really filling up the schedule with a ton of frivolous colonoscopies?
Well, I mean, I don't have much else going on this weekend, and it sure sounds like fun, with the whole sweepstakes thing!
Burrell - Feb 24, 2012 9:28:51 am PST #8419 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Dude who would want to win the colonoscopy sweepstakes? That's right up there with the mallet-to-the-head-a-thon.
Ugh, I feel for you, Ginger. I hope they schedule it ASAP and with no more fruitless phone calls.
erikaj - Feb 24, 2012 9:30:53 am PST #8420 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
My father actually has had a fair number of colonoscopies(His grandma did get cancer there, but, if I have the right grandma, kind of at the point where something would take her out anyway, like after eighty.) I keep waiting for technicians to say he'd get better results not keeping his head up there, too, but, you know, dang managed care.
Atropa - Feb 24, 2012 9:31:31 am PST #8421 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Oh, how frustrating, Ginger!
Last night I dreamed I visited Jilli in her mansion/castle!
Hee! Your dream sounds like the sort of life I would have. Not-very-serious zombie attack, so let's have a puppet show? Sure!